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#71931 - 12/01/04 12:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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this is madness, spend the money on something like food and vaccinations so that kids can live instead of deluded biasfest 2005.
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#71932 - 12/01/04 12:46 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
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I ll get double-anally fucked on your altar, Father!
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#71933 - 12/01/04 12:47 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/30/04
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#71934 - 12/01/04 12:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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life i'm no un-fanboy, but your cause is unimportant in comparison.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#71937 - 12/01/04 01:07 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/18/04
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Dearest Father, forgive me for i have sinned. I watched a porno on monday and i may watch one again tonight. Please save me from these sins and impure thoughts and desires.
/Would God mind if i keep my Uromania series after you save me?
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#71938 - 12/01/04 01:08 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 11/04/04
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In the name of Allah I curse you infidels and declare Jihad on all you pig eaters.
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Allahu Akbar 
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#71939 - 12/01/04 01:11 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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I ll get double-anally fucked on your altar, Father!
This must be done. I propose a new series: Blasphemous Babes. The first installment must feature Melissa getting ass-fucked on a church altar, and eating spunk-soaked communion wafers.
You have a reprobate mind that has rejected all revelation from God and now has reached a point that it cannot understand the things of God. Do not mock God. I believe that you will soon see miracles in your business. I feel that the owner of this wicked site will see the light and become saved! Praise the lord! The lord has given me a word of knowledge that Gen Padova and Tricia Devereaux will be the first to see the light and become Christians. Miracles do happen, Jane Fonda is a Christian!!!! Praise the Lord!!!
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#71940 - 12/01/04 01:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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you can't be for real.
you have a last-generation mind and cannot understand spelling, your only hope at salvation is to throw yourself at the mercy of webster's.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#71942 - 12/01/04 01:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I ll tie you up, force-feed you with pork and will shove alcohol down your throat and ass in a funnel.
Maybe that's what's wrong with us Christians. I'd like that if it was Melissa doing it.
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#71944 - 12/01/04 01:31 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
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The only thing i love about Christianity is that Jesus said : "if someone hits you on the left cheek, then give him the right one".
I do it everytime.
See, Jesus like painsluts! Jesus is a painwhore.
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#71948 - 12/01/04 03:03 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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I think we are all forgetting here that Jesus was totally into the whores. He was relaxed for a reason.
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#71949 - 12/01/04 03:07 PM
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Demon Spawn
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As a side note most of this preachy Christian extremist crap is pharisaical in nature.
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#71951 - 12/01/04 04:15 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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#71952 - 12/01/04 04:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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wow, lotta quotes from the parts of the new testament most scholars assume to have been added in around 300AD on your church's charter. you have no bunghole.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#71953 - 12/01/04 04:54 PM
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Whoremaster
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every one has a bunghole or they would explode
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#71954 - 12/01/04 05:00 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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every one has a bunghole or they would explode
I'm quoting that. 
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#71955 - 12/02/04 01:56 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 12/02/04
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When a man;s eye wanders.
Fuck You Dingle Nuts.
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#71956 - 12/02/04 02:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
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i was randomly thinking in cornholio voice. he still has no bunghole, he's just that full of shit.
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#71958 - 12/02/04 04:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
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i lost faith sometime last night-nobody can be that clueless/bad at missionary work. there were pertinent links at first and he's certainly no more obnoxious than a jehova's witness or anyone into telling large groups the truths which they've obviously been blind to.
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#71959 - 12/02/04 07:30 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 440
Loc: Lake Michigan
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I ll get double-anally fucked on your altar, Father!
This must be done. I propose a new series: Blasphemous Babes. The first installment must feature Melissa getting ass-fucked on a church altar, and eating spunk-soaked communion wafers.
Sounds like one of Zupko's movies. I remember one of his movies had some porn chick gives some guy a blowjob while he was on the cross.
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#71961 - 12/02/04 11:52 AM
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Registered: 12/02/04
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Brothers and Sisters-ah! Heed the words of Pastor John and reject the unholy instruments of the devil-ah!
He will try to poison your spirits-ah! But keep the faith and overcome the hardships like our lord and saviour-ah! Who am I talking about y’all? Jesus, that’s right JEEEESSSUSSS!!
*struts around the alter while pocketing the collection plate*
Whose first for a blessing? Step forward-ah!
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