do you think you could get jewel out of retirement for a scene where she demonstrates the accuracy of her explosive geysers of diarrhea by aiming into mailboxes?

i've been sick too long if i'm reduced to thinking about fat chicks and scat.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits