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#71805 - 12/01/04 05:19 AM Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Yep, ive been collecting info on certain pornstars the last few days, some are shocking others aren't, but they are ALL true.

Jewel de nyle: She likes to eat a whole mud cake covered in mint flavored tooth paste after performing every anal scene.

She also shit in the mailbox of a neighbour she caught stealing her paper, class act.


Peter north: Is gay and has a life partner named fredrick, most people in porn know this.

His hair isn't real.

jenna jameson: Claims to not be attracted to black guys but fucked latrell sprewell in 99.

she has self esteem issues.

she lied about being man raped to sell her book.

byron long: blew a dude for a 20

is very ugly

jake steed: penis broke during his second scene in the biz, bitter towards women ever since.

hates the white man, even though he isn't really black, deep tan folks.

chasey lain: hooks and hasn't aged well

has bad body odur and hairy forearms


tom hanks: nothing to do with porn, i just don't like him

jesse jane: never actually does porn, its a stunt double they just add her head onto the body after the scene has been shot

she won't age well

chances are she has passed on many diseases from tommy lee to kid rock, and for some reason this makes me smile

ashton moore: she is pregnant and wants to hide it

Her vagina hasn't aged well

she has cheap jail house tats


leanna heart: rehab junkie

has horrible boobs and bad hiar

has a psychotic stalker as a agent.


nick manning: got into porn after being dumped by GF , hates women.

rumored to bath in olive oil

he is a scene whore and disliked by many


teagan pressley: She hates jenna jameson

She does coke with fayner

her parents don't know she does porn


marc wallice: he is hiv positive

he is a killer

he belongs in jail

i put a voodoo curse on him
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#71806 - 12/01/04 10:55 AM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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#71807 - 12/01/04 01:51 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I wonder if Teagan will actually log on and reply to this Monkey, haven't seen a post from her in here in a while.
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#71808 - 12/01/04 04:13 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I wonder if Teagan will actually log on and reply to this Monkey, haven't seen a post from her in here in a while.



Teagan checked in from time to time well after she quit posting. I don't know if she still does. Has she done any porn since her contract?


Quote:

Jewel de nyle: She likes to eat a whole mud cake covered in mint flavored tooth paste after performing every anal scene.



Has Monkey seen the behind-the-scenes footage from Animal Trainer 15? She has an "accident" during an anal scene with Rocco, and cleans it up in an interesting way for footage that wasn't intended for release...
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#71809 - 12/01/04 05:01 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Usually contract girls are not allowed to chat on message boards. I know she did for a short while when she got her contract but they probably told her to stop.

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#71810 - 12/01/04 05:04 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
really? is this written in or do they just tell em to stop?

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#71811 - 12/01/04 05:10 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I think it's in contract cuz I was talking to Stormy the other week and she said that they're hounded about going on message boards unless it's well properly written in decent context. Pretty shitty I think.

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#71812 - 12/01/04 05:58 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
GARFIELD Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Funny Shit as usual Monkey
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#71813 - 12/01/04 07:58 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I think it's in contract cuz I was talking to Stormy the other week and she said that they're hounded about going on message boards unless it's well properly written in decent context. Pretty shitty I think.



In other words, they want a publicist to write whatever gets said. And they probably want to program robo-girl's thoughts too...
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#71814 - 12/01/04 08:00 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Kami thats all i have so far but i should be getting more in the next two days,

John garfield: Is not gay
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#71815 - 12/01/04 08:33 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
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Peter north: Is gay and has a life partner named fredrick, most people in porn know this.




I thought his name was John Garfield
Quote:


Pere North: His hair isn't real.




I could hit a golf ball 250 yards off his due
Quote:


chasey lain: hooks and hasn't aged well




She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Quote:


Jesse Jane:they just add her head onto the body after the scene has been shot




Does she have an above average sized head? Or mouth? Something is not quite right??
Quote:


Leanna Heart:has horrible boobs and bad hiar




(me)-> <-(Leanna, but hers don't move)
Quote:


LH:has a psychotic stalker as a agent.




I wonder if Swami and Green L. have a system set up so they don't inadvertantly stalk the same porn chic. That would be embarrassing.
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#71816 - 12/01/04 08:54 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Escudo Offline
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Registered: 08/28/04
Posts: 5
Quote:

really? is this written in or do they just tell em to stop?




Someone's just talking out of her ass. Cindy Crawford, Carmen Luvana, the aforementioned Stormy, Devin Lane and Jenna Jameson all post over on (cough) that other board.

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#71817 - 12/02/04 08:17 AM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Yes they do... i'm aware of that which is why i questioned Stormy about it when I talked to her the other week. Like I said, they're hounded if anything improper is laid out on the boards. Especially with Wicked and Vivid. I'm not sure about JKP.

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#71818 - 12/02/04 10:33 AM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

Quote:

Jesse Jane:they just add her head onto the body after the scene has been shot




Does she have an above average sized head? Or mouth? Something is not quite right??





She's sort of like a Boston Terrier: every feature on her face is about four times too big for her head.

I'd guess Italian ancestry or really powerful dago genes, but that's a secret between Jesse and her upper-lip waxer.
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#71819 - 12/02/04 01:21 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
oh please like she was born with anything on her body (not that I have room to talk but my face is mine anyway)

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#71820 - 12/02/04 04:46 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Trey Madrox Offline
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Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 26
Loc: A step above
Funny post!

How exactly would you shit in someones letterbox? How would you get the angle right?
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#71821 - 12/02/04 04:55 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
im tghinking shit on maybe a news paper folded in half and slide it in.

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#71822 - 12/02/04 05:09 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Trey Madrox Offline
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Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 26
Loc: A step above
Quote:

im tghinking shit on maybe a news paper folded in half and slide it in.




I guess that's a possibility... You had experience with this, Kami?
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#71823 - 12/02/04 05:37 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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do you think you could get jewel out of retirement for a scene where she demonstrates the accuracy of her explosive geysers of diarrhea by aiming into mailboxes?

i've been sick too long if i'm reduced to thinking about fat chicks and scat.
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#71824 - 12/04/04 05:11 AM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
More updates


janine

Wasn't born a woman

has giant fake vomit looking nipples

is old


meliss lauren

isn't a real person, like that horrible movie simone, just an computer generated image that brandon projects around the porn industry.


tawny roberts

is a saddist

once dated leo sayer

is a fan of acid wash jeans

natasha dolling

umm i want to make sex explosion on her

has a horrid rose tat all up her hip because she dislikes the way her hips like, well theres a good solution , idiot.

is a diabetic


dcypher aka hardcoregossip guy

is hated by many

once ate only peanut m&ms from ron jermey's asshole to win a $20 (idiot)

has a 2 inch errect penis like yours truly


mark davis

fills giant office empty water bottles with his own cum and pours it on his cereal every morning

suffered major penis trauma as a 10 year old getting it caught in a door , causing the head to go and stay bright purple.
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#71825 - 12/04/04 09:55 AM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
My favorite on Mark Davis: he was the cock for April's first anal scene. And he flaked. They had to find some other guy.

And it wasn't even a garden-variety flake: it was his series, and he was the director, with his name on the box.

Amazing. The girls seem to like working wit him so I guess it kept him working for a while.
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#71826 - 12/04/04 04:53 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I would flake on her too, man features (shivers all over)
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#71827 - 12/05/04 08:05 AM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
do you really want some one showing up for work with a breakout?

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#71828 - 12/05/04 08:22 AM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

do you really want some one showing up for work with a breakout?




Eeeewwwww!
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#71829 - 12/05/04 12:13 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
god bless the rumor wheel

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#71830 - 12/05/04 03:52 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

god bless the rumor wheel




I like Kami. she's a grade-A, gossip spreading whore
wanna cuddle?

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#71831 - 12/05/04 04:31 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
this is what people with nothing better to do, I really need to look into getting a life.

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#71832 - 12/05/04 04:37 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

this is what people with nothing better to do, I really need to look into getting a life.




are you trying to say you're better than us? such arrogance...for shame, Ms. Andrews, for shame

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#71833 - 12/05/04 05:22 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
try re reading it

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#71834 - 12/05/04 05:43 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
teagan was just online reading this, no comments this time...

the trick is in not working--you can still post when you get bored with having a life.
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#71835 - 12/05/04 07:52 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
i have to not work and not have a life, otherwise i slack off in either gossip or posting.

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#71836 - 12/06/04 12:35 AM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Teagan does less and less for me each scene i see her in, i don't think she likes sex i think its just a weird ploy to get famous which doesn't really make any sense at all.
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#71837 - 12/06/04 03:32 AM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Teagan does less and less for me each scene i see her in,




This happened for me months ago. I agree.

She still hasn't done a goddamn foot fetish vid, as far as I know. If she has, someone prove me wrong.



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#71838 - 12/06/04 08:10 AM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Screw Teagan, she wouldn't add me as a friend on Myspace
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#71839 - 12/06/04 09:23 AM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Screw Teagan, she wouldn't add me as a friend on Myspace




Same here, fucking whore. At least I got Beetlejuice!
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#71840 - 12/06/04 01:14 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Buttmaster Offline
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Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 427
Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
I think Teagan still likes me, had dinner with her a week ago...
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#71841 - 12/06/04 01:29 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

I think Teagan still likes me, had dinner with her a week ago...




I hope she didn't steal food from your plate dude
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#71842 - 12/06/04 01:38 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Buttmaster Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 427
Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
You got that right! She took my desert, but I got the chance to spank her later...
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#71843 - 12/06/04 02:00 PM Re: Pornstars deep dark secrets revealed.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Well it was worth it then
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