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#71755 - 11/30/04 05:22 PM Sportsswami Be A Man!
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Ok it's obvious you have some sort of problem with me.That's evidenced by how much time you spend talking about me.I'm going to do something unpresidented I would like to VOLUNTEER to do your show.Should be quite an evening of entertainment wouldn't you think?Me, you and sammura shane airing our differences in a round table setting.....Think about it.I don't expect to hear from you although Iv'e bought your "manhood"? into question.But if you grow a set get in touch with me, sammura has my email adress.
Whats the worst thing that can happen?your interviews are by phone,its not like I'll be able to whip that ass or anything . At least not right now anyway............
your favorite slang-talkin' ruffian,Bishop
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#71756 - 11/30/04 05:58 PM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
now that would inspire me to tune in....
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#71757 - 11/30/04 06:02 PM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
INSTRUCTIONS FOR SWAMI:
make sure Bishop is pad searched for screwdrivers B4 U go on the air with Him...LOL
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#71758 - 11/30/04 07:03 PM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i pass swami's town every week or so on the highway and i've seriously conisidered finding his day job with a thousand or so photocopies detailing his secret life as a pervert(not even a cool one) and walking in with an open bottle of scotch, hugging him, then distributing the evidence. or just giving some guantanamo detainees rabies and scimitars and watching the hijinx when they're told swami's house/his mother's basement is the likud party headquarters.

seriously, all that's stopping me is the life of disgrace if caught for ripping out his lawn flamingoes and my general adynamia that is the 2-week cold i've had.

swami's a fuck, same with sammura. they're still so bent on revenge for being laughed off a message board that 4 months later they're still squaking about the same stuff to anyone willing to listen. some people might not know how full of shit they are and they'll get away with hurting reputations, be it jm, bishop, gen, and whoever they still hate. just because they never quite mattered in porn doesn't mean they should be able to interfere with someone's bottom line.
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#71759 - 11/30/04 08:02 PM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Give it time and Swami will choke on his own lard.

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#71760 - 12/01/04 03:46 AM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:


seriously, all that's stopping me is the life of disgrace if caught for ripping out his lawn flamingoes and my general adynamia that is the 2-week cold i've had.






Come on fucker. I had to look that shit up.

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#71761 - 12/01/04 08:19 AM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Quote:


seriously, all that's stopping me is the life of disgrace if caught for ripping out his lawn flamingoes and my general adynamia that is the 2-week cold i've had.






Come on fucker. I had to look that shit up.




thurs.nite reading circle and wine tasting at my place.730 We're reading the illiad please bring some cheese or crackers.screw-drivers optional
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#71762 - 12/01/04 08:20 AM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'll bring the catfood and corn chips!
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#71763 - 12/01/04 08:46 AM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
lol, yeah, but i think i spelled flamingos wrong right next to it. i
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#71764 - 12/01/04 11:23 AM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs


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#71765 - 12/01/04 07:51 PM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I hate to say it but i give swami a slight edge in a knife fight with bishop.
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#71766 - 12/03/04 06:03 AM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Id give him the sharp edge.
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#71767 - 12/03/04 07:51 AM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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I hate to say it but i give swami a slight edge in a knife fight with bishop.


Cause you know I don't stab girls
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#71768 - 12/03/04 08:40 AM Re: Sportsswami Be A Man!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
HAHHAA oh yes you do STAB GIRLS!!! With your weiner! DUH! hahahahahhaha You Crotch stabber!!! I'll have proof tomorrow!

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