I hit myself in the leg with a 90,000 volt volt "Thunder Woman" (after calling it a bitch gun) and almost shit myself. Then my friend calling me a bitch grabed it and put it to the front of his shoulder, hit the button an hucked the fucking thing as hard as he could (out of reflex) and it broke appart all over the floor.

The next day we took the broken tazer appart and hooked some 16 guage wires around the 2 outside probes (Those are called the contact probes) the inner ones are the cool testing probes that make the visable arc. Anyway, we then hammered 2 nails in the end of a broom stick and attached the wires, and could taze shit form like 5 feet away. Realizing what retards we put our minds to better things, like where are we going to get five bucks for a bag of dirt weed.