According to the bible (yes i've read it) none of us are goin' to heaven. But look at the bright side..all of your friends are going to be there welcome you to the fierry gates.

/doesn't really believe in hell. Nobody in modern times could possibly live up to puritanical bible standards.Not Christians,Catholics..not even the Amish.
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....'cause we're gonna get tattoos just above the cracks of our robot asses.