In the news today smelly monkee was resurrected from the dead eclipsing Jesus'record by an hour and 1/2.The lord said "Hey I knew somebody would break the record sooner or later.Just further proof nice guys finish last."When asked what he would do next the monkee replied"Right now I'm just basking in the victory.I mean you just don't beat the shit out of Jesus everyday.That record stood for-a real long time.Maybe I'll take my fans and start a new religion later ,one where people get what they have coming to them,right away."

Well ive already walked on water and turned water into 40's it was the only thing left to do.

caN you turn my water into 40's, jesus stopped returning my calls when i got in the biz and prices have skyrocketed.