So I'm sitting in my rocking chair on my front porch with my bloodhound just polishing my shotgun when the boy comes runnin and tells me Wanker is looking for a web developer. Well YEA HAW! I'm ecstatic, I love lukeford and Wanker Wang even more due to his great work with that funky lookin Jew the Minion. So I get up and head to the computer machine to check it out. I'm reading through, having to check my dictionary every so often mind you due to the great writing and large descriptive words found on lukeford. Anyway's I get to this paragraph.

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I don't like white people. They are wretched, hideous people who don't know shit-one about drive or ambition. If you have to leave at 5PM everyday so you can pet your dog, do not ask for this job. If you do nothing for a full week and then think you deserve a raise, I'll piss in your face before I fire you. If you lie to me once like white people are prone to do or have a sudden surge in unwarranted ego, I will flatten you quick.



Well god damn that soured my opinion of Wanker and lukeford.com right away. What is Wanker some kind of Chinky Jew? Well luckily I had my shotgun in hand and blew the screen to high heaven. I was so gosh darn angry, but now I'm feeling better. I would just like to say to Wanker from the white race, we understand your pain. Your ugly, kinda like a funny lookin monkey or somethin and I can understand you wantin to lash out at us due to it. God made you that way and there ain't nothin you can do about it. Maybe you should arrange to meet him to discuss your horrible genetic mutation... I have a shotgun I could lend you.