i was distraught, so many questions, so little answers. then yestdersay I went to a medium who said she could contact the monkey. So, in her crystal ball she saw monkey dying violently as he stepped out in front of that subway train. all that was left was a red blotch on the tracks. monkey couldn't take his secret affections for smartt any more. the gypsy saw monkey counting turds in hell. monkey demanded that the cage be shut down so in his memory please respect his wishes.

the cage

Lol, killttboy is swami; he sent me a private message telling me so. Also he wanted me to announce he and sammura are getting married in Vegas this weekend. Swami will be getting a sex change and sammura will be pulling his balls of his ass so they can fulfill the butch/bitch role correctly.

Congrats!

should'[ve never trusted you to keep my smelly secret

just got a mesage from monkey via ouija board, he says that chicken head and zen should remember that he tillsay ateshay hemtay.