hehe, it's bad form to be white and elitist though. i suppose we didn't technically have female members, but things used to be ridiculous. my family's in the union club and i crush sandwiches with the dad sometimes---i thought people like that didn't exist outside of the hyperbolically white guy playing "the man" in pg-13 black comedies featuring redman or kid n' play. the dinners are always some absurdly waspy guy named brooks or something speaking on how he climbed a mountain or killed a cape water buffalo. then had tea.