Somebody was selling an Academy Award on ebay and if Don Johnson miraculuously had one he could put it up for auction to help get out of bankruptcy. I bet there's more of a chance some desperate porn slut or stooge will need some quick bucks some day. There is a way out! Sell your AVNs! I'm told they're good for sales and make great paperweights or doorstops.
Heck I once saw an auction on ebay by Jenna Jameson who was selling her Ferarri. I forgot to check back and see if anybody bid on it.