A man and his wife are driving on the highway and
get into a horrible car accident. The car is
ripped to shreds, and an ambulance comes and takes
the wife and husband to the hospital. The husband
only undergoes a few broken bones, but the wife is
in critical condition. After hours and hours of
waiting the doctor finally comes out of the
emergency room to talk to the husband.

He says, "I have some terrible news for you. Your
wife is paralyzed from the neck down. You are
going to have to do everything for her like
bathing and feeding her. You will probably have to
find a new job working at home so you can take
care of her. I'm sorry."

At this point the husband is practically in tears
and says to the doctor, "Oh my God! This is the
absolute worst thing that has ever happened to me"

Then the doctor says, "Hey! I'm just fucking with
you! She's dead!"