This man, Pat, really wants to have anal sex with
his girlfriend, but he doesn't know quite how to
get around to it smoothly. So he goes to his
friend, Joe, who is really experienced with the
ladies.

Pat says to Joe, "Hey! i really wanna have anal
with my girl. how can i do that without her
thinking im moving too fast?"

So Joe says, "OK. This is what you do. You get
home and the first thing you says is 'Hey bitch
lets fuck' which always works, then you start
fucking. Then after like 10 minutes switch
positions to Doggy style. Then after about 10
minutes of that take it out and stick it in her
ass. That should work"

So the next day Pat gets home from work and his
girlfriend is cooking dinner and he says to her
"Hey bitch lets fuck" so they start fucking. After
10 intense minutes of fucking they switch to doggy
style. They're getting really into it and shes
liking it a lot. Then after 10 minutes of doggy
style he takes out his cock, and sticks it in her
ass.

She turns to him and says "That was very
presumptuous of you."

Then Pat says, "Oh, what a big word for a 6 year
old."