I've been smelling a burning aroma in the air lately, last week I guess. I had been thinking that my radar nose was detecting hell from below coming near. Which made me question the man made religions based on THEE Bible... as the smell got worse, I fell to my knees crying for forgiveness hoping I had enough time to repent!!

Yet as soon as I opened my eyes I realized that I had 2 minutes left in the tanning bed. I almost forgot that they put me in there a few extra minutes by mistake, I was roasting, caught in a daze from heat stroke trying to regain my normal state of mind and body. Close call though!!! And it was just me getting ahead of Thanksgiving Day.

SHHhhhhhIIIIiiiIIIiIT!!!

Gotcha there!