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#69977 - 11/17/04 01:29 PM Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vegas
Buttmaster Offline
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An other Valleygirl get´s new boobies. This time it´s the talented and sexy Alana Evans. She delivers some comment´s at her yahoogroup.

Alana says; - Hey guys....yes it is true...I am getting my titties done....I am getting 400cc's in each boobie....and I am getting the silicone gel implants. I am very very excited!

Alana says; - I am have two procedures....my titties and my appendix scar. Basically, I need a full month of nothing but rest and relaxing so they don't get messed up. I am having the ta ta's put in after I return(from a dancingtour)...just before halloween. Perfect time for Vegas baby!!!!

I have known Alana for some time and I know that this is what she really want to do. She have been in the biz too long to let an agent or producer tell her what do do with her body.

I still think that she was -ing HOT with her small titties, but it´s her business and only hers. I love her anyway!

Finally; Gen, say after me; - I Gen Padova, promises right here on this day, that I never ever and what so ever, will get breastimplants!

Your body is perfect
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#69978 - 11/18/04 03:23 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Registered: 04/21/04
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I thought she had this done months ago. Did she have it done again?

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#69979 - 11/18/04 05:48 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Alana says; "just before halloween. Perfect time for Vegas baby!!!!"

I haven't´t seen her in a while but if someone has, let us know about her new
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#69980 - 11/18/04 05:53 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Registered: 04/14/03
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I hate fake tits. What a stupid whore.
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#69981 - 11/18/04 05:59 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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I couldn´t agree more!

The day Gen will fake her tits, I will stop watching porn
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#69982 - 11/18/04 06:22 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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I Gen Padova, promises right here on this day, that I never ever and what so ever, will get breastimplants.

Unless someone offers a million dollar contract for Vivid, Wicked or DP. LOL

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#69983 - 11/18/04 09:40 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Quote:

I Gen Padova, promises right here on this day, that I never ever and what so ever, will get breastimplants.




GEN MAKES THE WORLD DANCE! Now I know I´m deep in love...
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#69984 - 11/18/04 10:00 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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I've always meant to ask an undertaker if they take the blobs of gel out before they enbalm a corpse. I just haven't met any friendly undertakers to ask yet.

When I think about it, I'm not even sure I'd recognize a pair of naturally big boobs anymore. There is sort of a sliding scale for these things though. Every man has been through it: the moment of horror when you get a chica's shirt off for the first time and recoil in horror at these weird, twisted things that look sort of like pink snake eggs. So really disgusting real boobs rank lower than aesthetically unrealistic fake boobs.
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#69985 - 11/18/04 05:15 PM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Registered: 11/12/04
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Oh for allahs sake why did she get a tit job she had that dirty slut look that made her different from all the fake whores out there.
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#69986 - 11/19/04 04:20 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Quote:

Alana says; "just before halloween. Perfect time for Vegas baby!!!!"





Well, I just found the post I was thinking of. She posted this on her Yahoo group on 3/31/04(emphasis mine):

Well...my breasts are a 34b and yes, they are beautiful. I love my
tits...but I have decided to go ahead with buying a couple of big
soft squishy ones:) I've lived with these breasts for 15
years...yes...I hit puberty 4.....kidding....I am ready to see what life
is like behind a couple of hooters.

My first appointment is at the end of this month with an amazing
doctor in Santa Monica. I will let you guys know when the big day
will be.

Always Nasty, Alana



I guess she just took her time to make sure she was getting what she wanted. Probably a good idea.
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#69987 - 11/19/04 04:33 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Quote:

Quote:

Alana says; "just before halloween. Perfect time for Vegas baby!!!!"

I haven't´t seen her in a while but if someone has, let us know about her new





Well, last spring she was talking about her doc's appointment for new boobs "next week." So, I guess she put it off or something. She talked about it on another board because I started a thread about it.

Post the link to her yahoo group. I've lost it.

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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/alanaevans420club/

She did shoot for me last spring and her tits was natural and fabulous, just as Gens.






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#69988 - 11/19/04 04:41 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Buttmaster,

Please reread the post you quoted from me. I edited when I found the post I was thinking of.

As far as you shooting her last spring, I'm not arguing with you, . I'm just trying to remember what she said, and I found the post. It will be okay.

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#69989 - 11/19/04 04:47 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Registered: 11/13/04
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Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
Peace, Toelicker. Thank good it´s Friday
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#69990 - 11/19/04 12:36 PM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 440
Loc: Lake Michigan
This saddens me as I thought she looked great before and I much perfer the petite look to the busty one.

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#69991 - 11/19/04 02:41 PM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Registered: 11/13/04
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Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
Hope is on the way!

I ran into Alana when she was buying a new outfit for her Jamaca-trip in December. She will travel with Nicole Sheridan, VooDoo and a few others...she now says, "life keeps getting in the way for the implants". She told me she will wait until after Vegas and that she´s tired of waiting.


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#69992 - 11/20/04 03:01 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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I was gonna say I hope she waits forever, as I'm almost always against implants, unless they are small ones for sag.

Small implants might fill her breast out a bit. She isn't 19 anymore.

She is one great whore, I gotta say. I am a big fan.
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#69993 - 11/20/04 05:52 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Quote:

I was gonna say I hope she waits forever, as I'm almost always against implants, unless they are small ones for sag.

Small implants might fill her breast out a bit. She isn't 19 anymore.

She is one great whore, I gotta say. I am a big fan.




Alana has done so many good scenes that´s impossible to chose anyone as her best... she was the first girl that worked for me and I will always support her, but I don´t understand the implant-thing...
As I know Alana, she´s an icon in the porn biz! She´s fun to work with and very professional, always working with a smile This is way I became so glad when I found Gen Padova. I think Gen can go as far as she want. Alana and Gen are the same type of talent. Very intelligent girls and in front of a camera true partygirls
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#69994 - 11/21/04 02:38 PM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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That's the first nice thing I've heard about Alana. Good to know there's an intelligent side of her. Perhaps people just misunderstand her as a person. I dont know. Any ways... dont compare and contrast me to anyone, so gay. No one will ever be as good or worse than anyone in this business. Everyone is of good/bad quality in theirself however way you wanna take it. No two people fuck a like. And no one has my big ski slop nose!!! HAHAHAH

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#69995 - 11/21/04 08:20 PM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 427
Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
Hey, big ski slop nose girl! Had a bad day at work? If you don´t want to be compared with anyone else, that's your problem. I know you fuck better than Alana, but you´re both true partygirls funny to work with. And if it´s "so gay" to compare people, than I need to talk to my girlfriend...ha ha ha
I LOVE YOUR BIG NOSE!
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#69996 - 11/21/04 08:23 PM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Bad day at work? I dont work on holy days! LMAO ahhahahaha anyone who believes that crap ought to be shot!

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#69997 - 11/22/04 09:55 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Registered: 11/13/04
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Gen, my fav big nose! With that big nose you got, you must be able so smell a great fuck miles away...even on holy days... God I love your sense of humor!
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#69998 - 11/22/04 09:47 PM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I've been smelling a burning aroma in the air lately, last week I guess. I had been thinking that my radar nose was detecting hell from below coming near. Which made me question the man made religions based on THEE Bible... as the smell got worse, I fell to my knees crying for forgiveness hoping I had enough time to repent!!

Yet as soon as I opened my eyes I realized that I had 2 minutes left in the tanning bed. I almost forgot that they put me in there a few extra minutes by mistake, I was roasting, caught in a daze from heat stroke trying to regain my normal state of mind and body. Close call though!!! And it was just me getting ahead of Thanksgiving Day.

SHHhhhhhIIIIiiiIIIiIT!!!

Gotcha there!

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#69999 - 11/22/04 11:31 PM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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I've been smelling a burning aroma in the air lately



Nah, its just me farting, Gen.
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#70000 - 11/23/04 05:11 AM Re: Alana Evans get´s new boobies in time for Vega
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Now that's funny, Gen!
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