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#69925 - 11/17/04 05:46 AM SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Im at the back end of cancer, i don't have long left and no one does anything unless i post first, so from this point on it will be pointless, i have to say for those who didn't know im not dave pounder, im not even in the industry. Not a huge shock, just tried to spice up the cage, im a sick man both physically and mentally, which most of you know too, at least the mental part, it has been a fun wild ride and i threaten to go all the time and this is the only time i don't want to, god has a plan for us all and maybe if i believe in him earlier i wouldn't be in this situation or maybe not. Live everyday, be good to your friends and family and just try and enjoy it as much as you should, and don't put anything off, if you want to do something do it right away, you never know when its your time to go, keeping it real, monkey.
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#69926 - 11/17/04 05:54 AM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
[under investagation]


Edited by smelly monkey (11/17/04 03:09 PM)
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#69927 - 11/17/04 06:07 AM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
More bullshit from the monkey.Monkey,have you ever thought about being a female pornstar?With the amount of whoredeals you have,you should.
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#69928 - 11/17/04 06:29 AM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
hey Jeff,
Kick-ass avatar! I don't know if they sprinkle a little crack on everything to make you come back,but if you got a kid he/she is most likely on ronald's dick fa-sheesee
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#69929 - 11/17/04 07:41 AM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Hope not, but we shall see.
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#69930 - 11/17/04 09:36 AM Monkey Impersonates a FBI Agent.
Snark Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 09/15/04
Posts: 23
That picture is of Frank Gramlich (FBI). He is the Senior Supervisory Resident Agent for the West Palm Beach Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Impersonation of a FBI Agent and defamation of character, not very smart.

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#69931 - 11/17/04 09:48 AM Re: Monkey Impersonates a FBI Agent.
black ass motherfucker Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/04/04
Posts: 126
Don't you know the Monkey Cage is all about sattire? Get a fucking clue.

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#69932 - 11/17/04 10:51 AM Re: Monkey Impersonates a FBI Agent.
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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Don't you know the Monkey Cage is all about sattire? Get a fucking clue.




I had a clue, tried to fuck it, and now I can't find it anywhere. Damn it's hard to have a fucking clue.
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#69933 - 11/18/04 03:27 AM Re: Monkey Impersonates a FBI Agent.
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Every time Lance posts I have to do a double take to make sure it's not Fayner.

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#69934 - 11/18/04 04:51 AM Re: Monkey Impersonates a FBI Agent.
black ass motherfucker Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/04/04
Posts: 126
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Every time Lance posts I have to do a double take to make sure it's not Fayner.






I wouldn't want that to happen so I changed it to one of Glen Campbell's DWI mug shots.

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#69935 - 11/18/04 07:17 AM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL!

Too many drugs and Pink Floyd and you find any random four words funny.

Monkey, it's time to come home. Your belief in God has nothing to do with it. During my long absence, when as I promised I followed in the footsteps of my ancestors into the desert to commune with the oil, I had a blinding vision of Heaven and the Floating World. After regaining my sight, I realized my companion had been struck down, crushed into a kind of green globule, a green stain on the sifting sands. It was an amazing experience. "Stumpy Joe" we called him.

Anyway, my vision tells me this: your belief in God will only serve as the devil's tool to mock you as you pass on to the next stage. Your body will be broken down into carbon, providing the nutrients for a small shrub to grow. And that shrub--that shrub will be peed on by Taylor Rain's own Bandit, and then snorted, smoked, and cooked up and injected by Scott Fayner as the DTs set upon him and the walls begin to close in. Nacho Vidal will crush your shrub as he rolls above your mortal remains with his trannies, or Budapest girls so damn ugly they might as well pack a Hungarian sausage in their boypanties.

This is what is written by The Hand that Signs, Monkey. It's either this or something like Soylent Green where you watch a movie and they kill you and turn you into food. I'm still figuring out the meaning.
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#69936 - 11/18/04 11:33 AM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
You all know and so does the Monkey but I felt like reminding everyone. That I hate Monkey, this character of a shmuck. That's all. Have a good day.

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#69937 - 11/18/04 12:43 PM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
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You all know and so does the Monkey but I felt like reminding everyone. That I hate Monkey, this character of a shmuck. That's all. Have a good day.




I second Gen's post. Monkey has no life so he starts crap with people in porn, even the ladies he says he's a fan of.

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#69938 - 11/18/04 01:07 PM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
if you see kay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 46
Quote:

Quote:

You all know and so does the Monkey but I felt like reminding everyone. That I hate Monkey, this character of a shmuck. That's all. Have a good day.




I second Gen's post. Monkey has no life so he starts crap with people in porn, even the ladies he says he's a fan of.




How dare you talk about my father that way. He is the only reason a lot of people post to this board. Come back, Monkey!

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#69939 - 11/18/04 02:20 PM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I'm gonna cry too. There's no life, no humor without some falsified creature named monkey. How unworthy of us! PUH-lease!

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#69940 - 11/19/04 04:47 AM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Now my balls itch. I don't want to imagine what little creatures are causing my discomfort.

I hope it's just fleas.



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#69941 - 11/19/04 01:10 PM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Now my balls itch. I don't want to imagine what little creatures are causing my discomfort.

I hope it's just fleas.




That's what happens when your dog dies - the fleas look elsewhere.

The monkey is a fuckhead shit-stirrer, and when I see his avatar I'm reminded of the feces chuckers at the zoo, but hey, of all the animals in the zoo the monkeys are the only ones who seem like they're having fun.

We need to have a contest to see who can spot him first with his new identity.

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#69942 - 11/19/04 04:51 PM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
mallocup Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
Quote:


We need to have a contest to see who can spot him first with his new identity.





recent ones...

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Cassie_Florida Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/29/05
Posts: 1
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#69943 - 11/19/04 06:59 PM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
sm craves attention. he pulls these lame stunts so people will cry for him to post again. everyone think he's out of comission but he's posting under a half dozen usernames on here. he'll most likely do it again. it was funny the first time. now it's tedious

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#69944 - 11/20/04 03:08 AM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Well, I will say one thing. The cage used to be the best forum on this board, and now that SM is gone, it's fucking boring.

GPT is again the forum with the most posts.

I guess I'll try to start some threads here, but I'm not that funny.


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#69945 - 11/20/04 03:35 AM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
if you see kay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 46
He'll be back. I know him very well. He can't stay away.

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#69946 - 11/21/04 02:18 PM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517

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#69947 - 11/22/04 05:42 AM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:


We need to have a contest to see who can spot him first with his new identity.





recent ones...

osama bin ladin
pussy
buttmaster






Wrong,wrong and wrong.Monkey is none of those.
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#69948 - 11/22/04 12:58 PM Re: SHUT DOWN THE CAGE
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i've been sick as fuck and GPT isn't my thing, but things ain't the same without monkey. his legacy is that at any moment, you can check who's online and someone is reading the mark wallice thread. it's like the second law of thermodynamics, but funnier.

Anonymous 11/22/04 06:51 PM Reading a post in flat mode
Mark Wallice 1959-2004
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