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Now my balls itch. I don't want to imagine what little creatures are causing my discomfort.

I hope it's just fleas.



That's what happens when your dog dies - the fleas look elsewhere.

The monkey is a fuckhead shit-stirrer, and when I see his avatar I'm reminded of the feces chuckers at the zoo, but hey, of all the animals in the zoo the monkeys are the only ones who seem like they're having fun.

We need to have a contest to see who can spot him first with his new identity.