Im at the back end of cancer, i don't have long left and no one does anything unless i post first, so from this point on it will be pointless, i have to say for those who didn't know im not dave pounder, im not even in the industry. Not a huge shock, just tried to spice up the cage, im a sick man both physically and mentally, which most of you know too, at least the mental part, it has been a fun wild ride and i threaten to go all the time and this is the only time i don't want to, god has a plan for us all and maybe if i believe in him earlier i wouldn't be in this situation or maybe not. Live everyday, be good to your friends and family and just try and enjoy it as much as you should, and don't put anything off, if you want to do something do it right away, you never know when its your time to go, keeping it real, monkey.

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More bullshit from the monkey.Monkey,have you ever thought about being a female pornstar?With the amount of whoredeals you have,you should.

hey Jeff,
Kick-ass avatar! I don't know if they sprinkle a little crack on everything to make you come back,but if you got a kid he/she is most likely on ronald's dick fa-sheesee

Hope not, but we shall see.

That picture is of Frank Gramlich (FBI). He is the Senior Supervisory Resident Agent for the West Palm Beach Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Impersonation of a FBI Agent and defamation of character, not very smart.

Don't you know the Monkey Cage is all about sattire? Get a fucking clue.

Every time Lance posts I have to do a double take to make sure it's not Fayner.

TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL!

Too many drugs and Pink Floyd and you find any random four words funny.

Monkey, it's time to come home. Your belief in God has nothing to do with it. During my long absence, when as I promised I followed in the footsteps of my ancestors into the desert to commune with the oil, I had a blinding vision of Heaven and the Floating World. After regaining my sight, I realized my companion had been struck down, crushed into a kind of green globule, a green stain on the sifting sands. It was an amazing experience. "Stumpy Joe" we called him.

Anyway, my vision tells me this: your belief in God will only serve as the devil's tool to mock you as you pass on to the next stage. Your body will be broken down into carbon, providing the nutrients for a small shrub to grow. And that shrub--that shrub will be peed on by Taylor Rain's own Bandit, and then snorted, smoked, and cooked up and injected by Scott Fayner as the DTs set upon him and the walls begin to close in. Nacho Vidal will crush your shrub as he rolls above your mortal remains with his trannies, or Budapest girls so damn ugly they might as well pack a Hungarian sausage in their boypanties.

This is what is written by The Hand that Signs, Monkey. It's either this or something like Soylent Green where you watch a movie and they kill you and turn you into food. I'm still figuring out the meaning.

You all know and so does the Monkey but I felt like reminding everyone. That I hate Monkey, this character of a shmuck. That's all. Have a good day.

I'm gonna cry too. There's no life, no humor without some falsified creature named monkey. How unworthy of us! PUH-lease!

Now my balls itch. I don't want to imagine what little creatures are causing my discomfort.

I hope it's just fleas.

sm craves attention. he pulls these lame stunts so people will cry for him to post again. everyone think he's out of comission but he's posting under a half dozen usernames on here. he'll most likely do it again. it was funny the first time. now it's tedious

Well, I will say one thing. The cage used to be the best forum on this board, and now that SM is gone, it's fucking boring.

GPT is again the forum with the most posts.

I guess I'll try to start some threads here, but I'm not that funny.

He'll be back. I know him very well. He can't stay away.

i've been sick as fuck and GPT isn't my thing, but things ain't the same without monkey. his legacy is that at any moment, you can check who's online and someone is reading the mark wallice thread. it's like the second law of thermodynamics, but funnier.

Anonymous 11/22/04 06:51 PM Reading a post in flat mode
Mark Wallice 1959-2004