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#69505 - 11/15/0406:01 AMRe: Woman goes on holiday and leaves 39 pets to st
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I once devised a thingamaboobie that keeps my chinchilla fed and watered for two weeks in case I´m travelling. Never had the chance to use it. Only time I travelled, I took Boris with me.