Here are the reasons that I hate Dave Pounder

His marginal porn career makes me face my own porn mortality.

He uses a false identity to say mean things about people he knows and works with.

Dave Pounder owes me money.

If you do not watch him Dave Pounder will steal CDs from your car.

He injects drugs into his penis in order to maintain an erection.

He is bi-sexual.

Dave Pounder will touch you inappropriately and claim it was an accident.

Dave Pounder eats the cream out of oreos and then puts the cookies back into the bag.

Dave Pounder leaves his dirty socks in the bathroom.

Dave Pounder never remembers special occasions .

Dave Pounder doesn't pay child support.

He will create a false identity and tell your secrets.

And the biggest reason I hate Dave Pounder,HE IS FRIENDS WITH roads!