Haven't done it before and porn world is slow so why not. If i forgot anyone please add yourself and a reason why.

Meliss lauren: Hates me because she doesn't believe im DP, won't meet her for a beer and like garfield

bishop: because of my racist remarks and saying i don't count him as a black because he is SO KEWL.

gen padova: well i really started hating her first so it was more of a reciprocation of my feelings for her.

mr poo: because he is a bald guy who runs errands for very little money and i try to point this out to him in every post addressed to or about him.

chico T: Because i blew the lid of the story that he likes to fred savagely beat women to make himself feel like a big man, also lead to a short banning on not just the monkey but the cage itself.


Smartt: Maybe he liked me for like 5 minutes then hated me from then on because he is a retarded brazlian donkey who only owns velcro shoes.

rob longshot: Not even sure why he hates me, probably a gen thing.

cleetus: caught me having sex with his wife, couldn't help it, was down on meliss/grant and she was a shoulder to cry on and things just kinda happend.

scott fayner: nah he has always hated me, even when we were a couple, sexy jew.


Jeff steward: I think he went from liking me , to hating me to liking me again, im not really sure.

swami:

Dude, I really hope you're a chick.

You turn me on.

Im dave pounder. Like my new sig?

Yep.

I was there when she said it, my jaw hit the floor.

So, you are trying to tell me that you are AM? Or someone close to her?

HEEHEE!!! Just kidding.

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So, you are trying to tell me that you are AM? Or someone close to her?

HEEHEE!!! Just kidding.

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I am to ashton what green lantern is to leanna, except i don't go through her trash at night nor do i ask for her cigarette buds when she finishes smoking.

Kryptic as ever . . . Oh wait . . .

LOL...funny thread as usual Monkey

"cleetus: caught me having sex with his wife, couldn't help it, was down on meliss/grant and she was a shoulder to cry on and things just kinda happend. "

You know I lost track of that bitch- actually forgot I was married, mind telling me where you left her

Bronyo is dcypher as well, can add his ass to the list.

Hate is such a strong word,people who may stab me with a screw-driver may have been a better list for me. Or people who wouldnt kiss me full on the lips,or people who's christmas card list I may or may not be on,or people who would urinate on me me if I were on.....well you get the idea.Sorry to disappoint you but I dont hate you.

Monkey gets off on people hating him.....
it is when people don't that he gets a little lost...

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Monkey gets off on people hating him.....
it is when people don't that he gets a little lost...

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Shut up damn Puerto Rican, before i hit you in the head with my velcro shoe, ike turner style.



"sometimes i park in handicap spaces, while handicap people, make handicap faces" DL 1993.

wow....I am puerto Rican.....that is cool...can I be bilingual...always wanted to shit talk spanish during some violent ass sex

now see I like Rosy's accent my favorite was actually in Road to El Dorado (cartoon) because she didn't whine as much as in White Men Can't Jump...

Oh maybe that's it. All I've seen of her is WMCJ.

Anyway, back to fantasizing about you breathing on my weenie. Oh, to dream the impossible dream . . . . .

For the last time im not black. You let them sit wherever they want on the bus and now look what happens. I warned you all.