I don't know how, and I don't know when, but someday I'm going to write a sociology thesis on what the fuck happened to Kyoto. When I first signed up here, he had about 70 posts, most of them saying "Golly!" or "Boy howdy, that's the truth, brother!" Then Kyoto met Smartt and the British Male Lesbian Posse, and nothing has been the same.

Someday, when they compile the official history of xxxporntalk, his story will be told. I'm told it involves a hobo and a turkey baster, but beyond that I'm at a loss to explain his transformation.