Smelly Monkey walks into a bar and with a slight hesitation asks the bartender "what's the strongest whiskey you have?"

The bartender replied "Jack Daniels".

So Monkey said "that's fine, I'll take five shots."

The bartender said "man, you must be celebrating...."

Monkey replied "I guess you can say that...."

The bartender asked "well son, what are you celebrating?"

Monkey said "my first blowjob..."

The bartender said "hell son, I'll give you a shot on the house..."

Monkey replied "no....no thanks...."

The bartender said "well why not, what's the problem...?"

Monkey replied "well, if these first five shots don't take that taste out of my mouth...I don't know what will......"