Smelly Monkey walks into a bar and with a slight hesitation asks the bartender "what's the strongest whiskey you have?"

The bartender replied "Jack Daniels".

So Monkey said "that's fine, I'll take five shots."

The bartender said "man, you must be celebrating...."

Monkey replied "I guess you can say that...."

The bartender asked "well son, what are you celebrating?"

Monkey said "my first blowjob..."

The bartender said "hell son, I'll give you a shot on the house..."

Monkey replied "no....no thanks...."

The bartender said "well why not, what's the problem...?"

Monkey replied "well, if these first five shots don't take that taste out of my mouth...I don't know what will......"

Come on Smartt

That's an old one.

well the horrible effects of HIV are showing on smartt's humor, its withered its way down to nothing. I always try to look at the positives and smartt in 6-12 months you will finally be able to buy that size 6 you have had your eye on and you can eat whatever you want. thanks tyler.