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#69106 - 11/11/04 04:24 AM This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/tammy.swf

Type "fight" and then "kiss". See what happens.

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#69107 - 11/11/04 05:49 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
RobertF Offline
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
Nice.
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#69108 - 11/11/04 06:41 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Cool link smartt.Please tell me those are females and not she males.
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#69109 - 11/11/04 07:13 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Cool link smartt.Please tell me those are females and not she males.




You REALLY can´t tell the difference, eh? I pity you.


Attachments
63670-10.jpg (17 downloads)


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#69110 - 11/11/04 07:31 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
lain Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 94
Loc: la la land
COOLEST - THING - EVER
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#69111 - 11/11/04 07:59 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
agentspits Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/22/04
Posts: 131
Loc: San Fernando Valley
damn nice lesbian kiss

lol @ the fight one.

the whole time i tried to find new ones she just kept waving her finger NO at me.

if u like that site u gotta check this one out

http://subservientchicken.com/

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#69112 - 11/11/04 08:02 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
MrPoo Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley
yeah when i asked it to eat shit it wouldnt do it...LOL

But she did do jumping jacks for me..

Ive seen this before but with a giant rat guy...
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#69113 - 11/11/04 08:04 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
MrPoo Offline
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Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley
i typed in beer.com and she shows her bum..
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#69114 - 11/11/04 08:20 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
There´s the programming of the bitch:

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/tammy.xml


<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1" ?>
- <lexicon>
- <propernoun>
<tammy s="tammie,tam" />
</propernoun>
- <adverb>
<how s="how are,you feeling,what up,sup,how it" />
</adverb>
- <pronoun>
<self s="you,yourself,your,self" />
<user s="me,myself,my,us,our,ourselve,oureslves,camera,i" />
<world s="those,these,his,her" />
</pronoun>
- <preposition>
<location s="at,behind,on,infront,in front,beside,in,through" />
<relation s="for,to,with,of" />
</preposition>
- <interjection>
<wave s="hi,hey,hello" />
</interjection>
- <conjunction>
<and />
<or />
<then />
</conjunction>
- <noun>
<bottle />
<rope />
<hat />
<boxer s="holyfield,ali,jones,la hoya,rocky" />
<beer
s="beer,ale,lager,stout,porter,bubbly,bud,budweiser,blue,coors,molson,stella
,cerveza,pint" />
<pitcher s="jug" />
<shot s="jd,jack daniels,brewskies,whiskey,southern comfort,whiskey
sour,white russian" />
<breast s="tits,knockers,melons,tatas,juggs,ta tas,dirty
pillows,tomatoes,boobs,nipples,nips,bosum,chest,big
ones,bra,boulders,guns,hooters,torso,rack" />
<can />
<thong s="underwear,panties,g-string,g string" />
<shirt s="top,t-shirt,tshirt,blowse,jacket" />
<clothes s="pants,shorts,slacks" />
<bikini s="swimsuit" />
<bar s="pub,counter,counter top,counter-top" />
<seat s="stool,bench" />
<tap s="bar tap" />
<lap />
<hair />
<number s="phone,phone number,cell,411" />
<lollipop s="sucker,lolli pop" />
<karate s="kung fu,jiu jitsu,kungfu,jiujitsu,martial arts,martialart" />
<floor s="ground,dirt,pavement" />
<butt
s="bootie,tattoo,butt,arse,ass,backside,beam,behind,bottom,breech,bum,buns,c
an,cheeks,derriere,duff,fanny,heinie,hiney,hind
end,keister,posterior,rear,rear end,rump,seat,tail,tail end,beer.com" />
<lipstick s="makeup,face paint,lip gloss,lipstick,lips" />
<girl s="bartender,chick,hottie,gal,friend" />
<man s="guy" />
<magic s="abracadabra,witchcraft,slight,wicca" />
<jedi s="darth vader,luke skywalker,darthvader,lukeskywalker,sky
walker,skywalker,luke,star wars,ob,obone,light saber" />
<pillow s="cushion" />
<groin s="nuts,balls" />
<jumpingjack s="jumping jacks,jumping jack" />
<hoolahoop s="hoola hoop" />
<robot s="robot,hal,c3po,r2d2,robby,astro boy,tin man,metropolis,twiki" />
<leimek s="lei mek" />
<airguitar s="air guitar" />
<headbang s="metal head,head banger,head bang,ozzy,led
zepplin,metallica,korn,metal,perl jam,stone temple,motorhead,limp
bizkit,rock,headbanger,rob zombie" />
<guitar />
<magazine s="book,playboy,hustler" />
<hummer />
<banana />
<gymnastics s="cartwheel,gym" />
<message s="chalk board" />
<handstand s="hand stand" />
<cowboy s="cowgirl" />
<tap />
<riverdance s="river dance" />
<math
s="sums,add,subtract,multiply,divide,calculus,algebra,trig,trigonometry,e
mc,emcsquared,think" />
<light s="lighter,fire,bic,ronson" />
<cap s="bottle cap" />
<head s="fellatio,felate" />
<tougue />
<muscle s="arm,bulge" />
<rapper s="pdiddy,coolio,ja rule,lil kim,jay z,method man,snoop
dog,ludacris,eminem,beastie boys,dr dre" />
<supermodel s="kate moss" />
<aerobic />
<macarena s="lambada,mambo,party" />
<stomach s="belly" />
<angry s="upset,frustrated,pout,sulk,sour puss,bad loser,mad" />
<orgasm s="love" />
<gun />
<topless />
<wet s="shower,bath" />
<naked />
<stripper />
<dog />
<yoga />
<joke />
<danceMovie s="coyote ugly" />
<sunshine s="sunshine girl" />
<toes s="feet,shoe" />
<tongue />
</noun>
- <verb>
<blow />
<call />
<model s="sashay,flounce,mince,prance,flaunt,parade,swagger, model,kate
moss,catwalk" />
<apply />
<seduce />
<bow />
<bend s="croutch,bend over,lean" />
<remove s="take off,pull off,rip,rip off" />
<give s=",make,get,fetch,fix" />
<pour />
<serve />
<grab s="touch,hold,play,feel,fondle," />
<squeeze s="press,crush,jam,push,squash,squish" />
<communicate s="say,talk,chat,chatter,acknowledge,write" />
<wave />
<kiss s="makeout,make
out,karess,peck,smack,smooch,makeout,french,neck,snog,lip,pucker" />
<lick s="suck" />
<knee s="defend,kick" />
<wipe s="clean,dust,sweep" />
<look s="observe,read,check out" />
<crush s="destroy,break,obliderate" />
<box />
<fight
s="combat,argue,complain,war,strive,struggle,scuffle,tussle,altercate,bicker
,quarrel,scrap,spat,squabble,tiff,wrangle,rowdy,commotion" />
<tickle s="frolic,ramp" />
<sleep s="lay,lie,nap,slumber,zzz,doze,siesta,snooze,catnap,count sheep"
/>
<show s="brandish,display,disport,exhibit,expose,flash,flaunt,parade,show
off,trot out,exhibit,display,see,reveal" />
<throw s="flick,toss" />
<pretend s="fake,deceive" />
<dance s="boogie,jitter" />
<punish s="hit,spank,slap,smack" />
<jump s="hop,skip,bounce" />
<snap />
<surf s="surfing" />
<shake s="wiggle,gitter,jiggy, jostle,quiver, rattle, jerk,jiggle" />
<reach />
<strip s="striptease" />
<walk s="stride" />
<cluck />
<brush s="comb" />
<kill s="maim,hurt" />
<take s="chug,consume,drink,shotgun" />
<perform s="do" />
<become s="be,switch,change,metamorphose,transform,morph,turn into" />
<laugh s="chortle,chuckle,giggle,guffaw,hee
haw,snicker,sniggle,tehee,titter,lol" />
<spin
s="gyrate,gyre,pirouette,twirl,whirl,revolve,rotate,wheel,swirl,reel,dizzy"
/>
<splits s="split leg,flexible,spread" />
<pushup s="push up,workout,exercise,physical" />
<rap s="rapping,busta,sing" />
<sing s="chant,tune,vocalize,carol,serenade,croon,lullaby,intone,mariah
carey,avril,shania,britney,christina,singing" />
<flex />
<rub />
<shoot s="draw" />
<downward s="stretch,contort" />
</verb>
- <ignoreList>
<words
s="like,a,if,that,is,this,has,are,how,about,us,we,our,the,another,other,the"
/>
</ignoreList>
- <glueList>
<words s="rob zombie,light saber,turn into,beef curtain,ball bag,dirty
pillows,sunshine girl,la hoya,chalk board,coyote ugly,star wars,sour
puss,bad loser,rip off,count sheep,hand stand,kate moss,trot out,beastie
boys,dr dre,method man,snoop dog,jay z,ja rule,lil kim,phone number,bottle
cap,mariah carey,e mc,river dance,martial art,air guitar,stone temple,perl
jam,limp bizkit,led zepplin,head bang,head banger,metal head,lei mek,hoola
hoop,push up,jumping jacks,jumping jack,split leg,rear end,tail end,lip
gloss,ta tas,big ones,cha cha,jack daniels,make out,southern comfort, pull
off,turn off,pull out,whiskey sour,white russian,what up,you feeling,how
are,how it,bloody mary,show off,darth vader,luke skywalker,kung fu,jiu
jitsu" />
</glueList>
- <censorList>
<words
s="dyke,fuck,shit,a-hole,anal,asshole,assramer,beaver,cock,clit,corn
hole,cum,cunt,cunny,dick,dildo,felch,fuck,fucker,fuckhole,fucking,fuckwit,fu
k,masturbate,orgy,penis,prostitute,pussy,scrotum,shit,shitter,slut,snatch,te
sticles,twat,vag,vagina,whore,xxx,doggy,lesbian,whore,lesbo,x-rated,x
rated,gangbang,gang bang,rape,sodomy,bitch,snatch" />
</censorList>
</lexicon>


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#69115 - 11/11/04 11:34 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:


But she did do jumping jacks for me..





I wonder how many times she's gotten that. I requested the same thing.

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#69116 - 11/11/04 11:50 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Try Push ups
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#69117 - 11/11/04 12:20 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Has anyone tried just asking her to show her anus?

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#69118 - 11/11/04 12:28 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Has anyone tried just asking her to show her anus?







I just did, and she did.
Good call, even if it was just a thong shot.
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#69119 - 11/11/04 12:31 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
YEEHAWWWW!!!!!! (breaks in to cowboy hoedown)

I'm gonna go try it!!!!
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#69120 - 11/11/04 12:44 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Show tits is kinda cute also.
Damn are we sick or what. Playing with a fake slut, and excitedly too.
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#69121 - 11/11/04 01:08 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I couldnt get her to do math

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#69122 - 11/11/04 01:25 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

I couldnt get her to do math




Damn Kami I love your wit.
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#69123 - 11/11/04 02:04 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

I couldnt get her to do math




Type "think".

Oh, and I found another hilarious trick she does. Type "Transform".

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#69124 - 11/11/04 02:37 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

I couldnt get her to do math




Uh, I typed in "do math" and got something.
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#69125 - 11/11/04 03:19 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Red Light Misfit Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
I typed in "take forever to get ready", and nothing.

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#69126 - 11/11/04 03:39 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
My fav was "get beer" and the bitch brought and handed it to me. Very cool.
www.adultstaffingsrvices.com
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#69127 - 11/11/04 03:53 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:

I couldnt get her to do math




Uh, I typed in "do math" and got something.



What? Now I got to go try it.

E=MC2 too much and the glasses


Edited by tantas' Daddy (11/11/04 03:55 PM)
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#69128 - 11/12/04 04:24 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Oh fuck! I just typed transform.



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#69129 - 11/12/04 04:35 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
"strip"
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#69130 - 11/12/04 04:38 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

"strip"




AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! That motherfucker!

Man, we're geeks.

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#69131 - 11/12/04 06:44 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
II was typing in "smack your ass" mistyped and entered "smack your as"

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#69132 - 11/12/04 06:58 AM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
The files for each thing she does are big ... but not that big. I bet a porn membership site could find a way to make it economic, especially if there was a way to force client-side caching and only retrieve decrypt keys from the server.

Has anyone ever seen a Virtual Pornstar DVD? How does this compare?

This would be a killer draw for a porn site if the content and bandwidth costs could be managed.

The first column is bytes.
Code:

1008609 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/fight/jedi.flv
1010494 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/dance/strip.flv
203562 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/idle/shrug.flv
209886 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/enter/enterLeft.flv
213789 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/enter/enterLeftCamera.flv
214255 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/idle/patientlySmiles.flv
242691 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/idle/drumFingers.flv
246740 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/idle/checkWatch.flv
296515 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/exercise/jumpingJacks.flv
351548 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/enter/enterRight.flv
527857 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer/drinkBeer.flv
533040 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/idle/ImpatientlyWaiting.flv
556071 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/exercise/pushupOnBar.flv
642733 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/message/doMath.flv
679394 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/sex/showButt.flv
855354 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/magic/beAMan.flv
953746 GET http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/kiss/kissGirl.flv

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#69133 - 11/13/04 05:22 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
Zig Zigman Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/15/04
Posts: 87
I typed in divorce me and take half my money and she just flashed a thumbs up sign.

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#69134 - 11/13/04 05:59 PM Re: This bitch will do whatever you want her to!
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
she also touches her toes.....and flip her hair at me...then I got bored
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