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#68883 - 11/10/04 07:32 AM The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Haha. the guy is so fucked up.

Ok, we all know what he writes : did a few secenes for small companies on the east coast...but not at all interested in coming to LA or become full time talent, cause he s happy training people and makes good money enough, he doesn t need do porn. haha.

He actualy called La Direct looking to come 2-3 weeks for workm in LA. They said NO. And who dare saying no to Garfield?

That s why he s pissed. That simple word "no" makes him mad.

Come on...he wants to be talent but talk about girls refering to "pornwhores", "i have no respect for threm", "they have no standards"..

Let me tell ya something Garfield...if i ever see you on a set, i ll smash your skull with my baseball bat.

I ll eat your brains. I ll stuff your mouth with your balls.
You know, the one you love so much.

Then i ll fuck your ass with it until it becomes like Mila's bunghole.

but before al that i ll tie you up to a cross, cane you till your body is covered with blood and i ll hammer nails on your cock.







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#68884 - 11/10/04 07:37 AM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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but before al that i ll tie you up to a cross, cane you till your body is covered with blood and i ll hammer nails on your cock.




Yes! YES! KILL! Kill my pretty! Go destory the one you hate! HAHA! HAHAHA!

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#68885 - 11/10/04 07:46 AM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Melissa, I'd get Your story straight...I did call LA Direct(about 2-3MONTHS ago)& was told to send pics & that as male talent I must MOVE out to Cali, as opposed to working in 2-3week periods(as alot of female talent does)...I explained to them that, that is not doable & never bothered sending pics, if I was U I'd either stop lying or get a better grasp of english so U understand what people R saying when U R spoken to

Now go back & double check Your source & if it is Direct find out if this version sounds more familiar then that garbage U typed
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#68886 - 11/10/04 07:52 AM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
melissa Offline
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Posts: 797
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or get a better grasp of english so U understand what people R saying when U R spoken to




Hey motherfucker, sorry if i speak 3 languages and english isn t my native tongue.
Now try to say shut the fuck up in french. idiot.
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#68887 - 11/10/04 07:58 AM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
point is Melissa...GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT B4 U start a thread with wrong information
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#68888 - 11/10/04 08:04 AM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Point is that you tried to come to LA and make it as a talent. period. watch your skull.
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#68889 - 11/10/04 08:07 AM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
GARFIELD Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
NO IDIOT....the point is it was not worth the move, not that "I TRIED" I called & did not even bother sending pics, Damn, I understand this is not Your 1st language but R U mentally retarded..?
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#68890 - 11/10/04 08:08 AM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Not as much as you are. Lucky me.
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#68891 - 11/10/04 12:13 PM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
as LA Directs official defender for the last year of my life I believe Melissa is right, they never as k people to move to LA they dont want you to, then you make friends find a place and they lose controll of you. Garfiels they wouldn't have you and I know thats sad but its best to maybe just stop playing like your something your not.

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#68892 - 11/10/04 12:21 PM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
1st off get Your facts straight & Y R U still posting about ME, don't U want ME banned
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#68893 - 11/10/04 12:24 PM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
nah you make me feel smart....

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#68894 - 11/10/04 02:40 PM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Who cares?. He has made porn, does it part time, why does it matter how many features he has done or what agency he uses. Garfield is cool, end of story.
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#68895 - 11/10/04 02:45 PM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
monkey put the pipe down, you have so much to live for, think of the sitcom...

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#68896 - 11/10/04 02:50 PM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
It was axed before it started thank god i don't have it credited towards my name, god is great, all praise to be allah.
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#68897 - 11/10/04 03:02 PM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
then think of the children?

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#68898 - 11/10/04 06:34 PM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
Cerberus Offline
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then think of the children?




Whose,
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#68899 - 11/10/04 08:36 PM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Let me tell ya something Garfield...if i ever see you on a set, i ll smash your skull with my baseball bat.

I ll eat your brains. I ll stuff your mouth with your balls.
You know, the one you love so much.

Then i ll fuck your ass with it until it becomes like Mila's bunghole.

but before al that i ll tie you up to a cross, cane you till your body is covered with blood and i ll hammer nails on your cock.




Melissa did you attend The Kyoto School of Flame Wars? That was an epic post.
(melissa)-><-(john)
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#68900 - 11/11/04 01:42 AM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Yes the 2 do sound similarly retarded
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#68901 - 11/11/04 03:09 AM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I love the way you make a point abouty their intellect but can't use real words

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#68902 - 11/11/04 04:42 AM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Melissa, I'd get Your story straight...I did call LA Direct(about 2-3MONTHS ago)& was told to send pics & that as male talent I must MOVE out to Cali, as opposed to working in 2-3week periods(as alot of female talent does)...I explained to them that, that is not doable & never bothered sending pics




First you write the above. And then immediately write this:

Quote:

if I was U I'd either stop lying or get a better grasp of english so U understand what people R saying when U R spoken to




Once again, I usually try not to post I hate Garfield material. But, the irony here is deafening.

And I'm not even talking about your penchant for cyber chat abbreviations. I'm talking about a much simpler concept, like grammar.

If you want to fight with Mel, her grasp of English is not the thing to attack. Even despite your lacking in that area, she is obviously much more educated than you when it comes to languages. Hell, it's not just you. That probably goes for most of us here.

When is the last time you tried to participate in a flame war using French? That would be interesting.
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#68903 - 11/11/04 11:06 AM Re: The Greatest Garfiled thread ever
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Hell I have trouble doing it in English.
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