dude, i feel sorry for her, i'm sure ivor does too. but honestly, what she said was totally absurd and unlike anything i've heard real people say in real life. it's straightup monty python, she's a big girl. she's enough of an extrovert to share it with strangers beating off to her and has sex on film in front of strangers she's gotta understand what it means. it means you get made fun of for saying the weirdest and most surreal shit ever.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits