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#68835 - 11/10/04 07:21 AM
Tragic news for Eva Angelina
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/07/04
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Loc: los chaos, CA
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straight from her in adultdvd talk.
i'm sorry to say but that extra baggage that i got rid of ended up
tragically... this mourning i found out that my boyfriend had killed
himself because i left him on saturday. im still in shock and i don't
want to believe that i have cause so much pain in his life...i'm
scared now because i know he really is gone and i can't do anything
to change this. i have felt a pain in my veins and in my heart that i
hope none of you will have to feel. but unfortunately i'm left to
feel this anguish and sorrow that my other half is gone and i will
never be able to make love to him, breathe his air, or touch his skin
ever again...i don't mean to be a bummer but i just wanted to share
this with you guys because this is the only thing that is running
through my mind....my poor baby...
this such sad news for any one dieing so young and for the greif Eva
must feel.
too bad i never heard of eva angelina.
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#68837 - 11/10/04 07:43 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Breaking up with a chicka you like is always difficult but if she isn't happy what can you do?
Stands to reson he probably would have hurt hiimself or her even if they had stayed together.
If your going to be a bitch and take the easy way out follow Maddox advice on the subject.
How to kill yourself like a man.
Leave em a Cadbury surprise.
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#68838 - 11/10/04 09:22 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/07/04
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"i'm sorry to say but that extra baggage that i got rid of ended up tragically..." the nerve of this bitch, still calling him "extra baggage" 
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#68840 - 11/10/04 09:56 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Quote:
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"i'm sorry to say but that extra baggage that i got rid of ended up
tragically..."
the nerve of this bitch, still calling him "extra baggage"
You know, that got me thinking when I read it. To be clear, the "extra baggage" term was a reference to a what she had called the ex bf earlier in the thread (a number of day ago). Still, it's a little weird that she would call him that when she's mourning, even if she meant it ironically.
I interpret it as a sense of conflict. In one way she is glad he is gone but she knows feeling that way is wrong.
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#68841 - 11/10/04 11:53 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
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Loc: Macomb mich
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Him killing himself is probably a good thing for her... if a guy was into you that much that he would kill himself, he would have just been hanging on for years and ended up a stalker and such... no need for that.. now shes free:) Always a silver lining!
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#68842 - 11/10/04 12:04 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/07/04
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dcypher dis for me den: "i'm left to feel this anguish and sorrow that my other half is gone and i will never be able to make love to him, breathe his air, or touch his skin" was he your "other half" or "extra baggage"? "never be able make love to him again"? wtf!?! the guy must 've been more confused then this kooky bitch. 
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#68843 - 11/10/04 12:06 PM
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Registered: 08/26/03
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#68844 - 11/11/04 05:27 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
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I thought the extra baggage comment was odd, myself. I am one of the few who never really got all that hot for Eva. She never did much for me. I know, that's  . Sorry.
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#68848 - 11/12/04 08:01 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 08/28/04
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Has Simp been alerted to the situation? He's going to need to pick up some of Eva's catalog.
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#68852 - 11/14/04 03:24 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
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Loc: Macomb mich
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Perfect tits... great lips.... glasses... yes.. shes that hot:)
Kill myself over her? naw... but i could see her being the breaking point in a shitty life...
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#68857 - 11/17/04 03:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
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no, she's a little pasty and anyone who uses adultdvdtalk.com for major catharsis after tragedy is so cheesy my penis hates them.
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#68858 - 11/22/04 11:32 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/04/04
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no, she's a little pasty and anyone who uses adultdvdtalk.com for major catharsis after tragedy is so cheesy my penis hates them.
Some guy over there is claiming that the whole thing is made up, that it's not really her. Some of her posts are pretty humorous, unintentionally.
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#68863 - 11/22/04 12:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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maybe it's some weird yankee decorum thing, but it still blows my mind that someone chooses to bear their souls to utter strangers in a thread situated between musings on "anal accidents" and "rocco's awesome, he clearly isn't showing ravages of a retroviral infection, bad lighting makes everyone look like they've got scabies". we hide things, drink and buy sailboats in times of crisis, that kind of extroversion makes the people trying to get on reality tv look modest.
i had ebola this weekend, and adt was fun for a few hours only because i found an austrian with really easy buttons to push and i probably wasted 8 hours of his life writing riled-up yet usually flawed replies. it was like faking out a dog by holding onto the tennis ball he thinks you threw--i'd say something serious, then make reference to the snl skit "sprockets" with mike myers as deiter. i definetly raised his blood pressure to the point where some militant opera, a soccer riot and mention of metternich would make him want to march and annex things, nyquil rules.
hey nietzsche, i don't believe you really shook schopenhauer, but post here sometimes dammit. a world outside of porn is begging for it.
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#68864 - 11/22/04 05:15 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 08/07/04
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I like ADT and all, but sometimes I feel like I have to be circumspect to the point of paranoia. It's a porn board for the love of God.
There's no way I believe this is really nietzsche. This guy is a fraud. 
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#68865 - 11/22/04 08:16 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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#68866 - 11/22/04 11:27 PM
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Registered: 01/26/04
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I like ADT and all, but sometimes I feel like I have to be circumspect to the point of paranoia. It's a porn board for the love of God.
There's no way I believe this is really nietzsche. This guy is a fraud.
How dare you, sir! I challenge you to a duel. 
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#68867 - 11/23/04 04:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Of course he is not Nietzche! Nietzche died in 1900.  Knife fight!
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#68869 - 11/30/04 07:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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ivor, you're my new hero. that was pure comedy. it's not like people can call you tactless when she already called used the words "excess baggage" and dedicated her return to porn to his memory.
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#68870 - 11/30/04 08:46 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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How dare you, sir! I challenge you to a duel.
Sir??! Fuck, no one's ever made that mistake before. I guess my glory days are behind me.
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#68872 - 12/01/04 09:32 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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Oh, leave her alone already. So what if she's saying asinine shit. Despite what you might think, it's really not all that ballsy for you to kick a girl when she's down lower than she's ever been in her life.
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#68873 - 12/01/04 10:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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dude, i feel sorry for her, i'm sure ivor does too. but honestly, what she said was totally absurd and unlike anything i've heard real people say in real life. it's straightup monty python, she's a big girl. she's enough of an extrovert to share it with strangers beating off to her and has sex on film in front of strangers she's gotta understand what it means. it means you get made fun of for saying the weirdest and most surreal shit ever.
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#68875 - 12/02/04 06:11 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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Whatever. If you want to deny that you're basically pissing on someone who's obviously having trouble dealing with enormous pain in a rational way, then you're even more delusional than she is. And you don't have the excuse. But hey, go ahead and keep feeling proud of yourself for it if you want, I don't give a shit.
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#68876 - 12/02/04 07:55 AM
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Demon Spawn
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Oh, leave her alone already. So what if she's saying asinine shit. Despite what you might think, it's really not all that ballsy for you to kick a girl when she's down lower than she's ever been in her life.
I never thought it was "ballsy" kicking her. I was under the impression it was fun. I have no sympathy for this psychotic whore; she will not learn her lesson and will treat the next unfortunate man she catches in her web the same way. Her duplicitous nature is obvious and Karma will come down on her like a ton of bricks.
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#68877 - 12/02/04 07:57 AM
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Demon Spawn
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Whatever. If you want to deny that you're basically pissing on someone who's obviously having trouble dealing with enormous pain in a rational way, then you're even more delusional than she is. And you don't have the excuse. But hey, go ahead and keep feeling proud of yourself for it if you want, I don't give a shit.
Deekay she beat the shit out of her boyfriend before he killed himself... need I say more on top of the baggage remarks....
*ChickenMaster pours ice cold water on Deekay.* Wake up, WAKE UP!
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#68878 - 12/02/04 11:04 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
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CATPISS AND PORCUPINES! I was lying in bed when I got this enormous blast of intuition, it's like a dog's sense of smell only it's in my head and this was like a fucking bolt of heat lightning in my skull. I blew the snot of my nose and prayed to Almighty Allah for this thread to be transmogrify from pixels to flesh so I can dry hump it, caress it, feed it soup from a long spoon, tell it when it's getting fat (we need boundaries) and go to sleep content against it's bosom, because this, my friends, THIS is the greatest thread in xxxporntalk history. Do I feel superior? Hell yes I do. This guy... he killed himself... over a 19 year old porn whore. He was a roadie for OZZFEST, for crying out loud. I once had a roommate, his name was "Darshan Shalom" and his parents were Wobblies back in the day, he explained his strange behavior by the fact that Robert Anton Wilson was his godfather and his mother tripped on acid everyday while she was nursing. Darshan Shalom and his girlfriend, a Deadhead named "Firecat," got my vote for the most sickening couple in history but right now "Dan the Rigger" and Eva are blowing them away. They're like Pat Sajak and Vanna White of the porn world. I'm sorry, yes there are tragedies, etc etc but I can feel sorry for the guy that just got hit by a bus on his wedding day or I can feel sorry for the guy who killed himself over a 19 year old porn chica who wants to enshrine his memory forever by taking copious gallons of semen on her rosy cheeks for the next five years. Maybe she can even have a porno memorial by having a bukkake and having ten or twenty studs write his name in cursive on her belly with their seed, would that make it all really fucking okay? Oh, and James: Quote:
hey nietzsche, i don't believe you really shook schopenhauer,
AND THIS IS WHERE I THROW DOWN! James, you bastard, Schopenhauer started off to free mankind from Christianity but ended up accepting the bizarre metaphysics of the Upanishads. Nietzsche broke, unequivocally, with Christianity. I just don't know how you can make that statement. His early work certainly labored under Schopenhauer's influence but by the Twilight of the Idols he was his own man.
God I love you guys! 
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#68879 - 12/02/04 11:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Note to self: have new idea for American Bukkake. Must contact Jeff Stewart. Quote:
Maybe she can even have a porno memorial by having a bukkake and having ten or twenty studs write his name in cursive on her belly with their seed, would that make it all really fucking okay?
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#68880 - 12/02/04 02:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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if he escaped arthur in twilight it was mainly by incorrectly interpreting him on some major things. shitting the bed on schopenhauer was cooler for brilliant people than ecstasy with middle-class kids circa 1998, after ray nitzchke did it, russell had to make sure every college kid except those on the football team wherever gary barnett coaches also learned how not to read the guy.
he barely had a hardon for solipism and didn't like the jewish part of chrisitianity.
anyhow, i bet it was that sneaky sister just reacting to artie the one-man party's hatred of women since she probably got her paws on the drafts while fred was weeping about horses and hurling feces at the wall. i'm actually not a huge fan of either, frege and ludwig make my brain hurt so much it's like free drugs. i still can't believe the part of the world that claims such an inflated slice of the alltime-genius pie couldn't get steffi graf a goddamn nose job.
btw, i know i'm beating the first name thing to death, but i'm far too lazy to repeatedly spell long tuetonic things.
Edited by jamesn (12/02/04 03:05 PM)
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#68881 - 12/02/04 02:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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and i still think that chick is fair game, thanks morality police. i've given enough to those who would kill for a day in her extroverted, computer and fresh-water-filled world, even with the borderline personality disorder. nobody's immune from tragedy, the difference is the rest of her life isn't one. she made it funny, not me or ivor--we were too busy stapling cute puppies to the ground by their tails.
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