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#68661 - 11/09/04 10:44 PM Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Well looks like xxxpt has a new male talent poster in Grant michaels (btw welcome to the board), but John garfield is fiercly protective of his beefcake role of the monkey cage, i ask the cage readers is the cage big enough for two male talent beefcakes, or will thye have to battle it out. I will let you decide, time for a poll.





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#68662 - 11/09/04 10:49 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Once again john if you are reading this (or when you read this) sorry for the picture post the blue shirt one so i can post a proper picture so i can pull the herpes one.
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#68663 - 11/09/04 10:58 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Grant is known as an actual performer. listed on LADirect.
Respectfull. Writes his sentences correctly, not full of LMFAO, LOL and stuff.
Garfield, you re out, dude.
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#68664 - 11/10/04 02:34 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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That's not human.
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#68665 - 11/10/04 05:22 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Message from john

[removed to protect john]


Edited by smelly monkey (11/10/04 05:29 AM)
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#68666 - 11/10/04 05:28 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Respectfull. Writes his sentences correctly, not full of LMFAO, LOL and stuff.




LMFAO Melissa commenting on My intelligence, U R BARELY literate, send PM's not knowing who U send them too & from what U have posted do not know the last grade U completed
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#68667 - 11/10/04 05:39 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Barely literate???

That's just fucking dumb, John. I try to stay away from the "bash John" threads, but that comment is clearly removed from reality.

How many languages do you speak? And don't say English, because we have clear evidence to the contrary right here on this site.
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#68668 - 11/10/04 05:42 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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I know morse cody, try and guess what im saying here


BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

What did i just say? give up? i said cheese sandwiches are only good for 48 hours, pretty neat huh.
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#68669 - 11/10/04 05:43 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Best part of this thread & every thread Melissa posts in is how 2 faced she is...she'll PM Me & say she thinks I'm cool & then try to diss Me on this board b/c she wants to jump on the bandwagon b/c "that day" people R....
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#68670 - 11/10/04 05:48 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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I never diss you John, i want to make sweet, sweet love with you in a kiddie pool filled with honey, grant and meliss can watch.

(me)(john) (green lantern)
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#68671 - 11/10/04 05:53 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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grant actually exists and can contribute in full sentences, let the garfield banning begin

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#68672 - 11/10/04 05:55 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Offline
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If garfield gets banned i walk. WORD. He is one of the best posters here and has every right to post whatever the fuck he wants in the cage god damn it, i can live without swami and sammura but my quest to get some sweet garfield ass means i need him here.
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#68673 - 11/10/04 06:01 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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stick to the shitlist Kami...just where U belong in shit
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#68674 - 11/10/04 06:05 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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stick to the shitlist Kami...just where U belong in shit





LOL great, john is going after everyone, this is funny as hell.
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#68675 - 11/10/04 06:16 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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the battle is not so important to me,i would like to know which one of them is the female? they are a lovley couple but i cannot tell which one would be on top.do they sniff each others butts to sort this out? or does the biggest hold the smaller one down?please get back to me on this
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#68676 - 11/10/04 06:24 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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I love this picture, it gives me ideas. A monkey can dream

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#68677 - 11/10/04 06:40 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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If garfield gets banned i walk. WORD.




in the immortal words of alfalfa "..annnnd how!"

I think the chix are all riled up cos John's asshole has become the one people wanna see a fire hydrant get rammed up, instead of theirs.

'sides with the rash of "hate john" threads that have sprung up and his ill thought retorts make for good reading. i love it when chix get catty. it get me hard.
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#68678 - 11/10/04 07:21 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Best part of this thread & every thread Melissa posts in is how 2 faced she is...she'll PM Me & say she thinks I'm cool & then try to diss Me on this board b/c she wants to jump on the bandwagon b/c "that day" people R....




NO, stupid. i PM ed you a couple of times cause i wanted to see if you are really stupid or just act like it.
the results are you re a fucking idiot, man.
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#68679 - 11/10/04 07:22 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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If garfield gets banned i walk. WORD. He is one of the best posters here and has every right to post whatever the fuck he wants in the cage god damn it, i can live without swami and sammura but my quest to get some sweet garfield ass means i need him here.




Walk!
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#68680 - 11/10/04 07:25 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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let the garfield banning begin



Not yet - he's starting to bloom into a full male version of Sammura in drag. We need to wait until he posts the address of the GBOL bbs (Gay Boys On-Line).

Besides, it is hilarious to see John struggling to form sentences in his native language criticizing Melissa's grammar and spelling in a language that is second, or third, or even less familiar to her. And her notes are easier to read and understand!
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#68681 - 11/10/04 07:35 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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"ahh wrong PM sorry bout that" sound familiar Melissa...the real sad part about Melissa is what is she gonna do 5yrs from now when her looks fade, her asshole is turned inside out & she is still an idiot...she can always hope she is given a percentage of someone's porn company & told to direct, but highly unlikely, I wouldn't even trust her to clean the floors in My health club
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#68682 - 11/10/04 07:56 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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haha. i ll be the biggest pimp of history, man.
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#68683 - 11/10/04 12:23 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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stick to the shitlist.[/qoute]

look little boy i have been contributing to every area of this board loger than you have been potty trained. I am the banner dont tell me to stay in one area, you dont have the authority. You should try. I must admit at least things are more interesting!

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#68684 - 11/10/04 12:25 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Keep taking shots at ME & then trying to have Me banned asshole & I will really tear into U like something that made Gayoto crawl under a rock for 2 wks
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#68685 - 11/10/04 12:25 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Quote:

stick to the shitlist.[/qoute]
Rather than guess and make a fool out of myself can you please shed just a little beam of light on this?

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#68686 - 11/10/04 12:27 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Kami Andrews Offline
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you dumb ass Im a moderator, I can ban you

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#68687 - 11/10/04 12:31 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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oops I f'd up my quote marks

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#68688 - 11/10/04 12:33 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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stick to the shitlist Kami...just where U belong in shit



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#68689 - 11/10/04 06:58 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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I know morse cody, try and guess what im saying here


BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

What did i just say? give up? i said cheese sandwiches are only good for 48 hours, pretty neat huh.




No you just said one of two letter combonations
_ =T .._=U _._=K
Or
_.._=x
_._=K
How thw fuck does this have anything to do with cheese burgers?
I know it's been a while but I ain't forgot that much.
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#68690 - 11/10/04 08:02 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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tantas you scare me. God i hate jrv and gen padova.
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#68691 - 11/10/04 08:45 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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is the cage big enough for two male talent beefcakes




Sure, this cage is big enough for two meatheads in love with their mirrors.
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#68692 - 11/11/04 05:20 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Besides, it is hilarious to see John struggling to form sentences in his native language criticizing Melissa's grammar and spelling in a language that is second, or third, or even less familiar to her. And her notes are easier to read and understand!




This is what gets me. It's so obtuse it's causing huge amounts of Dr. Pepper to be spewed out of my nose, wasted on the floor.(homage to tanta's daddy)
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#68693 - 11/11/04 10:58 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Quote:

Besides, it is hilarious to see John struggling to form sentences in his native language criticizing Melissa's grammar and spelling in a language that is second, or third, or even less familiar to her. And her notes are easier to read and understand!




This is what gets me. It's so obtuse it's causing huge amounts of Dr. Pepper to be spewed out of my nose, wasted on the floor.(homage to tanta's daddy)




Come on now I just got the keyboard clean.
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#68694 - 11/11/04 05:28 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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kyoto has yet to check in on this, im disappointed, yo bishop where wes at?.
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#68695 - 11/11/04 05:33 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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kyoto has yet to check in on this, im disappointed, yo bishop where wes at?.




He's been busy trying to fuck with me. A very sad effort. Check for yourself, Monkey.
It' under Kyoto is not a fag thread, here in the cage.
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#68696 - 11/11/04 05:34 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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He's been busy trying to fuck with me. A very sad effort. Check for yourself, Monkey.
It' under Kyoto is not a fag thread, here in the cage




wheres the picture of your wife he is talking about?.
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#68697 - 11/11/04 05:46 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Quote:

Quote:

He's been busy trying to fuck with me. A very sad effort. Check for yourself, Monkey.
It' under Kyoto is not a fag thread, here in the cage




wheres the picture of your wife he is talking about?.




Check your PM and reply
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#68698 - 11/12/04 04:17 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

He's been busy trying to fuck with me. A very sad effort. Check for yourself, Monkey.
It' under Kyoto is not a fag thread, here in the cage




wheres the picture of your wife he is talking about?.




Check your PM and reply




Hey, what about me?????????

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#68699 - 10/23/05 06:57 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Im bumping this mother fucker on this alone





Everything else is a bonus.
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#68700 - 10/24/05 09:58 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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And this PM I got from roidhead:

Take My pic out of your avatar you faggot





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#68701 - 10/24/05 05:26 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
hsteele Offline
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satire? all I hear is a lot of white noise in the qotient.

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#68702 - 10/24/05 10:12 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Loc: United States
Yes u fucking faggot....be on My nuts a lil more fag, You put My name in Your avatar & have a quote about Me...I just wish I cross paths with You in person so I can kick your teeth in bitch ...now in all honesty...I have no affiliation with you & for you to use My image in Your avatar in a derogatory way...could cause you some problems
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#68703 - 10/24/05 10:18 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Da Burglar Offline
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This was before my time....Monkey send me a PM and give me the real scoop on this whole affair. I am in the mood for Monkey Cage violent post fodder...
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#68704 - 10/25/05 01:24 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Yes u fucking faggot....be on My nuts a lil more fag, You put My name in Your avatar & have a quote about Me...I just wish I cross paths with You in person so I can kick your teeth in bitch ...now in all honesty...I have no affiliation with you & for you to use My image in Your avatar in a derogatory way...could cause you some problems




My reply in boy garfield speak

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#68705 - 10/25/05 10:18 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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Registered: 10/24/05
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Quote:

Yes u fucking faggot....be on My nuts a lil more fag, You put My name in Your avatar & have a quote about Me...I just wish I cross paths with You in person so I can kick your teeth in bitch ...now in all honesty...I have no affiliation with you & for you to use My image in Your avatar in a derogatory way...could cause you some problems



hey fuck you too big boy, I don't know who you are calling me a faggot, I don't even think I know you. if I do and I don't remember there's probably a good reason lol



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#68706 - 10/25/05 08:14 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
GARFIELD Offline
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Posts: 931
Loc: United States
H that wasn't directed towards You....it was a response to the fag(biff/razor)
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#68707 - 10/25/05 08:26 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
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JG don't bother this is who you're trying to explain to.



P.S. it's not the chick

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#68708 - 10/25/05 08:30 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
man, the drugs really aged longshot and keiko faster than i thought.
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#68709 - 10/25/05 08:45 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
have2cit Offline
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i've never seen crack add pigment to skin, maybe Keiko can finally work in porn again.

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#68710 - 10/25/05 08:49 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
jamesn Offline
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she's shooting the white stuff pretty hardcore, for a while she was just translucent like an octopus and you could see lots of white veins, but i guess she's crushed so many it's going subcutaneous though. if you injected her with blue food coloring, that'd all change, i'd love to be able to hide from predators and shoot ink like that, but a keiko squirting video would only sell in japan.
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