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#68661 - 11/09/04 10:44 PM Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Well looks like xxxpt has a new male talent poster in Grant michaels (btw welcome to the board), but John garfield is fiercly protective of his beefcake role of the monkey cage, i ask the cage readers is the cage big enough for two male talent beefcakes, or will thye have to battle it out. I will let you decide, time for a poll. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#68662 - 11/09/04 10:49 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Once again john if you are reading this (or when you read this) sorry for the picture post the blue shirt one so i can post a proper picture so i can pull the herpes one. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#68663 - 11/09/04 10:58 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	Grant is known as an actual performer. listed on LADirect. Respectfull. Writes his sentences correctly, not full of LMFAO, LOL and stuff. Garfield, you re out, dude. _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#68664 - 11/10/04 02:34 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	That's not human. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#68665 - 11/10/04 05:22 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Message from john [removed to protect john] Edited by smelly monkey (11/10/04 05:29 AM) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#68666 - 11/10/04 05:28 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
GARFIELD Gay For Pay Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 931 Loc: United States	Quote: Respectfull. Writes his sentences correctly, not full of LMFAO, LOL and stuff. LMFAO Melissa commenting on My intelligence, U R BARELY literate, send PM's not knowing who U send them too & from what U have posted do not know the last grade U completed _________________________ PORN.....I love this stuff
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#68667 - 11/10/04 05:39 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Barely literate??? That's just fucking dumb, John. I try to stay away from the "bash John" threads, but that comment is clearly removed from reality. How many languages do you speak? And don't say English, because we have clear evidence to the contrary right here on this site. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#68668 - 11/10/04 05:42 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I know morse cody, try and guess what im saying here BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP What did i just say? give up? i said cheese sandwiches are only good for 48 hours, pretty neat huh. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#68669 - 11/10/04 05:43 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
GARFIELD Gay For Pay Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 931 Loc: United States	Best part of this thread & every thread Melissa posts in is how 2 faced she is...she'll PM Me & say she thinks I'm cool & then try to diss Me on this board b/c she wants to jump on the bandwagon b/c "that day" people R.... _________________________ PORN.....I love this stuff
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#68670 - 11/10/04 05:48 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I never diss you John, i want to make sweet, sweet love with you in a kiddie pool filled with honey, grant and meliss can watch. (me)(john) (green lantern) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#68671 - 11/10/04 05:53 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	grant actually exists and can contribute in full sentences, let the garfield banning begin
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#68672 - 11/10/04 05:55 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	If garfield gets banned i walk. WORD. He is one of the best posters here and has every right to post whatever the fuck he wants in the cage god damn it, i can live without swami and sammura but my quest to get some sweet garfield ass means i need him here. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#68673 - 11/10/04 06:01 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
GARFIELD Gay For Pay Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 931 Loc: United States	stick to the shitlist Kami...just where U belong in shit _________________________ PORN.....I love this stuff
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#68674 - 11/10/04 06:05 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: stick to the shitlist Kami...just where U belong in shit LOL great, john is going after everyone, this is funny as hell. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#68675 - 11/10/04 06:16 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
pussy ADT regular Registered: 11/09/04 Posts: 19 Loc: in the shadows	the battle is not so important to me,i would like to know which one of them is the female? they are a lovley couple but i cannot tell which one would be on top.do they sniff each others butts to sort this out? or does the biggest hold the smaller one down?please get back to me on this _________________________ meow
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#68676 - 11/10/04 06:24 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I love this picture, it gives me ideas. A monkey can dream _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#68677 - 11/10/04 06:40 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	Quote: If garfield gets banned i walk. WORD. in the immortal words of alfalfa "..annnnd how!" I think the chix are all riled up cos John's asshole has become the one people wanna see a fire hydrant get rammed up, instead of theirs. 'sides with the rash of "hate john" threads that have sprung up and his ill thought retorts make for good reading. i love it when chix get catty. it get me hard. _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#68678 - 11/10/04 07:21 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	Quote: Best part of this thread & every thread Melissa posts in is how 2 faced she is...she'll PM Me & say she thinks I'm cool & then try to diss Me on this board b/c she wants to jump on the bandwagon b/c "that day" people R.... NO, stupid. i PM ed you a couple of times cause i wanted to see if you are really stupid or just act like it. the results are you re a fucking idiot, man. _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#68679 - 11/10/04 07:22 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	Quote: If garfield gets banned i walk. WORD. He is one of the best posters here and has every right to post whatever the fuck he wants in the cage god damn it, i can live without swami and sammura but my quest to get some sweet garfield ass means i need him here. Walk! _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#68680 - 11/10/04 07:25 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: let the garfield banning begin Not yet - he's starting to bloom into a full male version of Sammura in drag. We need to wait until he posts the address of the GBOL bbs (Gay Boys On-Line). Besides, it is hilarious to see John struggling to form sentences in his native language criticizing Melissa's grammar and spelling in a language that is second, or third, or even less familiar to her. And her notes are easier to read and understand! _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#68681 - 11/10/04 07:35 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
GARFIELD Gay For Pay Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 931 Loc: United States	"ahh wrong PM sorry bout that" sound familiar Melissa...the real sad part about Melissa is what is she gonna do 5yrs from now when her looks fade, her asshole is turned inside out & she is still an idiot...she can always hope she is given a percentage of someone's porn company & told to direct, but highly unlikely, I wouldn't even trust her to clean the floors in My health club _________________________ PORN.....I love this stuff
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#68682 - 11/10/04 07:56 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	haha. i ll be the biggest pimp of history, man. _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#68683 - 11/10/04 12:23 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	Quote: stick to the shitlist.[/qoute] look little boy i have been contributing to every area of this board loger than you have been potty trained. I am the banner dont tell me to stay in one area, you dont have the authority. You should try. I must admit at least things are more interesting!
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#68684 - 11/10/04 12:25 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
GARFIELD Gay For Pay Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 931 Loc: United States	Keep taking shots at ME & then trying to have Me banned asshole & I will really tear into U like something that made Gayoto crawl under a rock for 2 wks _________________________ PORN.....I love this stuff
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#68685 - 11/10/04 12:25 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Quote: stick to the shitlist.[/qoute] Rather than guess and make a fool out of myself can you please shed just a little beam of light on this?
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#68686 - 11/10/04 12:27 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	you dumb ass Im a moderator, I can ban you
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#68687 - 11/10/04 12:31 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	oops I f'd up my quote marks
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#68688 - 11/10/04 12:33 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	Quote: stick to the shitlist Kami...just where U belong in shit
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#68689 - 11/10/04 06:58 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: I know morse cody, try and guess what im saying here BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP What did i just say? give up? i said cheese sandwiches are only good for 48 hours, pretty neat huh. No you just said one of two letter combonations _ =T .._=U _._=K Or _.._=x _._=K How thw fuck does this have anything to do with cheese burgers? I know it's been a while but I ain't forgot that much. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#68690 - 11/10/04 08:02 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	tantas you scare me. God i hate jrv and gen padova. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#68691 - 11/10/04 08:45 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: is the cage big enough for two male talent beefcakes Sure, this cage is big enough for two meatheads in love with their mirrors. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#68692 - 11/11/04 05:20 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: Besides, it is hilarious to see John struggling to form sentences in his native language criticizing Melissa's grammar and spelling in a language that is second, or third, or even less familiar to her. And her notes are easier to read and understand! This is what gets me. It's so obtuse it's causing huge amounts of Dr. Pepper to be spewed out of my nose, wasted on the floor.(homage to tanta's daddy) _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#68693 - 11/11/04 10:58 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Quote: Besides, it is hilarious to see John struggling to form sentences in his native language criticizing Melissa's grammar and spelling in a language that is second, or third, or even less familiar to her. And her notes are easier to read and understand! This is what gets me. It's so obtuse it's causing huge amounts of Dr. Pepper to be spewed out of my nose, wasted on the floor.(homage to tanta's daddy) Come on now I just got the keyboard clean. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#68694 - 11/11/04 05:28 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	kyoto has yet to check in on this, im disappointed, yo bishop where wes at?. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#68695 - 11/11/04 05:33 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: kyoto has yet to check in on this, im disappointed, yo bishop where wes at?. He's been busy trying to fuck with me. A very sad effort. Check for yourself, Monkey. It' under Kyoto is not a fag thread, here in the cage. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#68696 - 11/11/04 05:34 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: He's been busy trying to fuck with me. A very sad effort. Check for yourself, Monkey. It' under Kyoto is not a fag thread, here in the cage wheres the picture of your wife he is talking about?. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#68697 - 11/11/04 05:46 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Quote: He's been busy trying to fuck with me. A very sad effort. Check for yourself, Monkey. It' under Kyoto is not a fag thread, here in the cage wheres the picture of your wife he is talking about?. Check your PM and reply _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#68698 - 11/12/04 04:17 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: Quote: Quote: He's been busy trying to fuck with me. A very sad effort. Check for yourself, Monkey. It' under Kyoto is not a fag thread, here in the cage wheres the picture of your wife he is talking about?. Check your PM and reply Hey, what about me????????? _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#68699 - 10/23/05 06:57 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Im bumping this mother fucker on this alone Everything else is a bonus. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#68700 - 10/24/05 09:58 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	And this PM I got from roidhead: Take My pic out of your avatar you faggot _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#68701 - 10/24/05 05:26 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
hsteele Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 10/24/05 Posts: 27	satire? all I hear is a lot of white noise in the qotient.
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#68702 - 10/24/05 10:12 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
GARFIELD Gay For Pay Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 931 Loc: United States	Yes u fucking faggot....be on My nuts a lil more fag, You put My name in Your avatar & have a quote about Me...I just wish I cross paths with You in person so I can kick your teeth in bitch ...now in all honesty...I have no affiliation with you & for you to use My image in Your avatar in a derogatory way...could cause you some problems _________________________ PORN.....I love this stuff
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#68703 - 10/24/05 10:18 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	This was before my time....Monkey send me a PM and give me the real scoop on this whole affair. I am in the mood for Monkey Cage violent post fodder... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#68704 - 10/25/05 01:24 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Quote: Yes u fucking faggot....be on My nuts a lil more fag, You put My name in Your avatar & have a quote about Me...I just wish I cross paths with You in person so I can kick your teeth in bitch ...now in all honesty...I have no affiliation with you & for you to use My image in Your avatar in a derogatory way...could cause you some problems My reply in boy garfield speak _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#68705 - 10/25/05 10:18 AM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
hsteele Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 10/24/05 Posts: 27	Quote: Yes u fucking faggot....be on My nuts a lil more fag, You put My name in Your avatar & have a quote about Me...I just wish I cross paths with You in person so I can kick your teeth in bitch ...now in all honesty...I have no affiliation with you & for you to use My image in Your avatar in a derogatory way...could cause you some problems hey fuck you too big boy, I don't know who you are calling me a faggot, I don't even think I know you. if I do and I don't remember there's probably a good reason lol
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#68706 - 10/25/05 08:14 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
GARFIELD Gay For Pay Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 931 Loc: United States	H that wasn't directed towards You....it was a response to the fag(biff/razor) _________________________ PORN.....I love this stuff
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#68707 - 10/25/05 08:26 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	JG don't bother this is who you're trying to explain to. P.S. it's not the chick
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#68708 - 10/25/05 08:30 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	man, the drugs really aged longshot and keiko faster than i thought. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#68709 - 10/25/05 08:45 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	i've never seen crack add pigment to skin, maybe Keiko can finally work in porn again.
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#68710 - 10/25/05 08:49 PM Re: Cage's beefcake battle off Gafield V Michaels
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	she's shooting the white stuff pretty hardcore, for a while she was just translucent like an octopus and you could see lots of white veins, but i guess she's crushed so many it's going subcutaneous though. if you injected her with blue food coloring, that'd all change, i'd love to be able to hide from predators and shoot ink like that, but a keiko squirting video would only sell in japan. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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