Look at the fucking tan line on John's left arm. That's the one on his hip for you short yellow bussers. Unless of course the negatives are reversed! (See, fuckers, I payed attention to all of the Sherlock Holmes movies.)

John is golden tan until about halfway down his left forearm. Then it turns pasty white to the tips of his fingers.(can you feel the lust)

Can anyone say, white glove, MJ?

GODDAMNIT! Where is that dancing MJ smilie when I need him?!?!?!?!?!?

Or fuck, he could be practising for the homo flics by sleeping in his tanning bed with a latex glove on. Just brainstorming here . . . .