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#68565 - 11/09/04 04:23 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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Loc: IL
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talk about Beauty and the Beast.
the Beast being a herpes carrying, juice shooting, gay porn actor, who is hated by everyone including Jesus and the Devil.
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#68566 - 11/09/04 04:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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What is this, Garfield vs. the Giant Melissa? You should have used the pic of Melissa showing the rugburn on her right shoulder. You could almost see the gleam of the lights off the neosporin.
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#68568 - 11/09/04 04:29 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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I'll only be happy when Garfield is dead, buried and rotting in a cheap plywood coffin. Then I'll rape his mother's asshole right on top of his grave. She'll beg for mercy but I'll just stick a sweat sock in her fat mouth and continue to batter her anus until it resembles a pound of raw hamburger.
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#68570 - 11/09/04 04:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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It's not really comforting, but seeing Kyoto back lets you know we will see the best either team has to offer to this thread. (Leave me the fuck alone Kyoto - you can have Garfield, my loyalty lies with Melissa)
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#68572 - 11/09/04 05:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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damn...melly looks so sweet and innocent here. i really want to violate her. 
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#68573 - 11/09/04 05:28 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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Yeah!! violate me!!! (no creampies, though)
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#68574 - 11/09/04 05:33 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Look at the fucking tan line on John's left arm. That's the one on his hip for you short yellow bussers. Unless of course the negatives are reversed! (See, fuckers, I payed attention to all of the Sherlock Holmes movies.)
John is golden tan until about halfway down his left forearm. Then it turns pasty white to the tips of his fingers.(can you feel the lust) 
Can anyone say, white glove, MJ?
GODDAMNIT! Where is that dancing MJ smilie when I need him?!?!?!?!?!? 
Or fuck, he could be practising for the homo flics by sleeping in his tanning bed with a latex glove on. Just brainstorming here . . . .
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#68579 - 11/10/04 05:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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John is more then a man, more then a myth, more then an icon. John is in essence what life is about. By calvin monkey.
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#68580 - 11/10/04 06:00 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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WOW...Gayoto(AKA)"the poster child for abortion"is back & what a better time for him to start posting, it is the 1st day I have not seen a thread started about his homosexuality in weeks  ...now haven't u learned, last time u talked shit about Me in the Cage forced U into a 2 week abandonment of the entire board with your gaypride supporters...move along gayoto, move along 
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#68582 - 11/10/04 07:17 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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john is a disrespectuful dumbass.
he pretends to be talent but says porn girls are whores and doesn t have respect fro them. FUCK YOU...deeply in the ass with a baseball bat. No lube for you. You ll see, it feels good.
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#68583 - 11/10/04 07:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Yeah!! violate me!!! (no creampies, though)
don't tease me blondie. cos I will take you places you have never been.  
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#68585 - 11/10/04 07:52 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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john is a disrespectuful. says porn girls are whores and doesn t have respect fro them.
EXACTLY
PS Melissa learn to use spellcheck
John correcting someone's english when it's a second language is just ignorant. Have you never taken a second language in school?
Here let me put it this way:
U ar stpd! LOL!!! LMFAO!!! LOLMFAO!!! U need 2 jump OFF a bRiDge DUDE!!! LOL!!!
EXACTLY
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#68586 - 11/10/04 07:54 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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haha. once again, idiot..it s frenglish. sorry if it s too elevated that your weak IQ can t get it.
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#68587 - 11/10/04 08:05 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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how many more useless threads R U gonna post today melissa..? 
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#68588 - 11/10/04 08:07 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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as many as i want.
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but I think we all already knew that!The great news is the return of I'll-rape- the-rotting-corpse-of-your-mother-Kyoto.We missed you man,I am looking forward to it being ON-TO-THE-FULLEST.Wheres John? 
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