This is not true Tom is my friend and if u want to hear different you will hear it from him not me

- Correct. In that legendary photo essay, Tom´s being buttfucked by John Holmes.

I hardly LOL remeber using any of them but I use the 1st 2 when I direct

- Correct. William Black is a character from the View Askewniverse.

hehe you said tube-a Seriously I can play anything with keys and the violin my guitar is ok but not too good. I played bongos in the cocksucker contest to but that was just 4 fun

- Correct.

only movie I was every cut completely out of was Ronin- it was bullshit

- Correct again.

Congratulations, Hedge. You passed.