Sounds like a killer SSRI.

I'll take two.
Nah, I haven't taken X since I was 25. Shit, that's only three years ago. Oh well, it depressed me after much more than it made me happy during.
I got off monumentally well the first few times I took it. But afetr that I could never get that
I'm enlightened now leave me alone while I talk to god feeling back.
One time in college I did wake up naked in a bush on the UT campus after taking five X pills, a 1/4 oz of shrooms, a few hits of blotter, and smoking a bunch of opium. I don't remember much except that the world turned into a grid of tiny geometrically placed red dots.
My tounge was so raw for weeks I couldn't drink water. I won't say why there was blood on my walls.
Ahh, college . . . .