i've heard jenna bought all of the permutations of davepounder._ _ _ when he was the next big thing and still runs them, so it's possible he can't do that. dave pounder is actually deaf and illiterate anyhow and he doesn't do anal.. wait, could monkey=jenna?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits