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#68460 - 11/09/04 04:33 AM
Smelly Monkey is
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Well i finished sorting out what i needed to sort out a little earlier then expected and since im not in porn anymore theres no more reason to keep who i am a secret to protect my name and career. Although i expect a lot of people not to believe it, its the truth and i can give reasons to why it was obvious if you looked hard enough.
I am Dave pounder
I must say right off that not all the insults used were from me, i have a friend (not in the biz) who posts sometimes but id say like 95% of the time its me. This might be hard for some to believe, i know i have been labeled as soft or whatever but im sick of it and im sick of porn, so i have decided to move on, here are some of the reasons i attacked the people i did.
scott fayner: Well fayner had it in for me big time because i was never a fan of anal and he tried to rub my name through dirt on lukeford, so i figured two could play that game, so that was the main reason for me posting here to begin with then i learned to love the board and its members.
Gen padova: i did like 2 scenes with her, i never found her attractive but she seemed nice enough, then i find out she is talking shit about me for no reason, i never said or did anything wrong to that girl, she is just a bitter, bitter person.
lex steele: well lex knows who i am to begin with thats where all the emails i got from him were sent, i had to say fayner gave it to him for obvious reasons, he is actually trying to sue, so i can't go into detail on this one
As you know i have made no secret of the fact im not into the harder stuff of the biz, i seem to know a lot about the talent and goings on in the biz, more then the average fan, so i expect you not to believe me but hey thats upto you, look at the facts thats all i can say. When you break it all down its pretty obvious, thanks dave.
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#68461 - 11/09/04 04:44 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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WOW...now We know how he is if he is not BSing Us on this one 
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PORN.....I love this stuff
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#68463 - 11/09/04 06:09 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Well, I still have a boner.  Keep posting here, Monkey Pounder.
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#68464 - 11/09/04 06:46 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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nah. can t be Dave Pounder. and i have a very good reason to think why it s not him...
You fucked yourself, Monkey. you can t be Dave Pounder.
Let me PM you why before i make it public.
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#68465 - 11/09/04 07:17 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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#68467 - 11/09/04 07:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Who is Dave Pounder?
beats me.
but for the record,
I am Genesis, John Garfield, Cleet, Malice, Zen ...and BI was never Monny, it was me.
and i'm not even that idiot the "monstar", tho he is a handsome sort,
I am the great grape ape. you may remember me from my hit hanna-barbara cartoon starring me.
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#68471 - 11/09/04 08:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Who is Dave Pounder?
This is Dave Pounder in the attachment
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#68472 - 11/09/04 08:56 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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If a tree falls in the woods does anybody hear it?
If a smelly monkey reveals their identity does anybody care?
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#68473 - 11/09/04 03:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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If a smelly monkey reveals their identity does anybody care?
This may be one of those situations where the myth is better than the reality. If Smelly Monkey is Dave Pounder, I feel sorry for Dave. Kinda like if Clark Kent hadda told Lois "I'm Superman" she would have said "yeah, get those glasses off and those blue tights on"
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#68474 - 11/09/04 04:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Believe what you want, i mean most of the people here wouldn't believe me no matter what i said. Doesn't bother me, dave.
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#68475 - 11/09/04 04:06 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Believe what you want, i mean most of the people here wouldn't believe me no matter what i said. Doesn't bother me, dave.
I didn't know Dave was an old decrepit man dying of cancer. I guess that's why he makes movies only a geriatric could enjoy.
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#68477 - 11/09/04 04:13 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I didn't know Dave was an old decrepit man dying of cancer. I guess that's why he makes movies only a geriatric could enjoy.
FUCK YOU CM, ILL FUCKING CUT YOU FOOL. ASHOLE, BITCH, CUNT ASSHOLE.
Whoes soft now, bitch. Snap!
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#68479 - 11/09/04 04:30 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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your thoughts?
Stick with John. You don't want to ruin a good thing.
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#68482 - 11/09/04 05:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 295
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I rented Fucking With Dave Pounder volume 1, and biatch, I want my money back.
Terrible!
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#68485 - 11/10/04 02:48 PM
There may be a nut of truth here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Don't ask me why, but I dug all the way back to smelly monkey's first post. His theme has been a consistent one. Ladies & Gentlemen I direct your attention to Item #6 (That'll be a quarter ma'am) Quote:
There are so many reasons to hate scott fayner, i will now do my best to list the reasons why i hate scott fayner.
1) his cheesy smile, bad 80's hair and greesy forehead
2) The fact he has to lie about all the drugs he claims he takes to make his life sound better then it really is
3) The way he avoids the interesting and controversial topics in porn because he doesn't want to offend his (loud cough) " friends" in the industry.
4) The fact he bought lukeford.com yet is completly different from luke and even dislikes luke , due to the fact he knows no one would visit scottfayner.com
5) The way he has turned lukeford.com into the taylor rain shrine, the boring interviews with male porn star post and the which prs of porn companies are gay corner. All of which are as exciting to read as it is watching grass grow.
6) The fact the only person he has the balls to insult is david pounder, a pale white guy who is probably 100 pounds soaking wet.
7) the fact he married a woman who would let you piss on her for $800, insane. (taylor what were you thinking?, i thought that was worst thing you could do, is let someone piss on you. That was until you said i do to SCOTT FAYNER!!!)
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#68486 - 11/10/04 03:11 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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as to the tit booger, i think she was going for that [popular hawii island string tattoo but it hurt to much.
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#68488 - 11/11/04 03:11 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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then my work here is done...
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#68490 - 11/12/04 05:52 PM
Re: There may be a nut of truth here
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Well Monkey, some people believe it and others don't. I'm still undecided, but leaning towards believing you.
There's a simple way to prove it to us. Put a clue up on www.davepounder.com, then point us to where it is. It doesn't have to be anything big, something like a subtle placement of the "Welcome back Monkey" gif would do.
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#68491 - 11/12/04 07:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i've heard jenna bought all of the permutations of davepounder._ _ _ when he was the next big thing and still runs them, so it's possible he can't do that. dave pounder is actually deaf and illiterate anyhow and he doesn't do anal.. wait, could monkey=jenna?
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#68492 - 11/13/04 02:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I am who i be, if you don't want to believe who i say i be then that okay by be.
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#68494 - 11/13/04 03:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Im glad im not a chick because it would eliminate my chance to become president one day.
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#68496 - 11/13/04 08:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Does anyone know if Dave Pounder has an in with either Jeff or Tony? Has he worked for JM a lot or something because it seems to me that Monkey must have secret info on jeff and Tony or might be related ( cousins perhaps- no not that cousin) in order for Monkey to keep getting back in the good graces of da bosses.
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#68497 - 11/13/04 10:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I just want to install a bicycle rack in the cage, so we can line up all the cycles.
I don't normally do this, but.... 
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#68498 - 11/13/04 10:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Does anyone know if Dave Pounder has an in with either Jeff or Tony?
Pounder got his start as a fluffer for JM. It was all hush-hush publicly but he was allegedly one of the best and didn't ask for anything but access to catering. It was all spelled out in a thread right before the Cage was set up, but I see the thread has been deleted. I thought we'd all agreed not to bring it up again.
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#68504 - 11/13/04 07:34 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Then how wouldl I post tantas pictures tonight? 
Monkey is just experiencing his monthlies.
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#68506 - 11/14/04 02:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Shut up chicken master, you have no voice her because you're canadian. Most of the time parents split up it is the kids fault and that what i told my kids, i don't believe in lying to children.
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#68508 - 11/21/04 10:31 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 46
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Hey, if you are Dave Pounder, tell me.....
What is the name of the restaurant on 12 Mile and Middlebelt in Farmington Hills. If you are Dave you will know this FOR SURE!!!
Ginopolis. Don't fuck with me.
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#68509 - 11/21/04 09:21 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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monkey is...
pussy
buttmaster
osama binladin
and F>U>C>K>er
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......
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#68510 - 11/22/04 08:22 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
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Hey, if you are Dave Pounder, tell me.....
What is the name of the restaurant on 12 Mile and Middlebelt in Farmington Hills. If you are Dave you will know this FOR SURE!!!
Ginopolis. Don't fuck with me.
You are correct, but you are not smelly monkey.
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