The mother of Jewel deserves a special day all to herself, then.

Jewel's mom deserves the 'Super Pimp Mommy' award, and her own day.

Maybe her mom can get a camera crew to shoot her suicide too?

Wouldn't that be cool?

I'm sure she tells Jewel about how proud she is that she makes all that money, which of course will go to help her when her mom's social security runs out.

Plus, with the money she gets from her kids suicide from the insurance company- if she makes it look like an accident- Super Pimp Mommy will even be able to go on a long, fancy cruise!

THANKS MOMMY!

We the very porn viewers of America, salute you for pimping out your lovely daughter!

Dads get too much credit.

It's very possible, but hasn't been proved, that the only way Jenna Jameson got her dad to allow her to strip in Vegas is because she blackmailed him cuz she was fucking him.

I wonder, if Jenna's mom hadn't died, do you guys think she would have been a 'Super Pimp Mommy'?

Just a thought.

THANKS MOMMY!