Hey, I was just being polite...what the heck?

All of California's Pimp Mommies are gonna get mad at you for mistreating me. You guys never thank them, and show them the love they deserve.

We need new holidays too.

National Pimp Mommy day would be a good start.

American Incest Appreciation Day would be a good follow up.

Someone needs to recognize all the hard work these people are putting in so all of us can jack off so happily!