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#67662 - 11/05/04 07:14 AM Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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How many of you out there would love to see Melissa Lauren get dp'd by 3 midgets? one being napoleon, tt boy and the meatholes dwarf...




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#67663 - 11/05/04 09:55 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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i like the idea, 2 of the three midgets could be gary and the black one from meatholes and midnight prowl, hehehe.
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#67664 - 11/05/04 10:01 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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FORGET THAT NO MIDGETS NO FUCKING WAY

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#67665 - 11/05/04 10:18 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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What if we have them stand on each other's shoulders so that together they are tall?
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#67666 - 11/05/04 10:36 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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FORGET THAT NO MIDGETS NO FUCKING WAY




Good for you Mel. Stand firm, that's how you make me anyway.
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#67667 - 11/05/04 10:54 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
melissa Offline
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What if we have them stand on each other's shoulders so that together they are tall?




NO NO NO NO.
anything involving the words "midget", "dwarf", etc...are a NO for me.
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#67668 - 11/05/04 12:33 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

FORGET THAT NO MIDGETS NO FUCKING WAY






sorry melissa, not my intention to make you mad, please forgive me.
hot kisses,
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#67669 - 11/05/04 12:37 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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I ll have to spank you hard, Slutwife.

Besides that, i wasn t mad at you but at killttboy/killmonkey/killeverybody cause he knows i hate the idea of midget porn, but he won t quit trying to have me doing it
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#67670 - 11/05/04 01:26 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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I'd watch it as a novelty, but I prefer to see you get fucked by regular joes, under 250 pounds.
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#67671 - 11/05/04 02:36 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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hey Melissa ,
What about a Leprechaun?



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#67672 - 11/05/04 03:34 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Meliss, what happens if the monkey is a midget?. Would you make an exception?.
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#67673 - 11/05/04 05:37 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

Meliss, what happens if the monkey is a midget?. Would you make an exception?.




Yeah, yeah, i will. but you ain t gonna show your face, Monkey!!!!
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#67674 - 11/05/04 05:42 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Is melissa a Heightist? what's up with that -can't a little bitty wee man get a little
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#67675 - 11/05/04 05:51 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

Quote:

Meliss, what happens if the monkey is a midget?. Would you make an exception?.




Yeah, yeah, i will. but you ain t gonna show your face, Monkey!!!!




Would you still do the monkey if he was a potbellied schmoe with a midget's penis?
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#67676 - 11/05/04 06:07 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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yeah
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#67677 - 11/05/04 06:15 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

yeah




liar liar pants on fire
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#67678 - 11/05/04 06:39 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

Yeah, yeah, i will. but you ain t gonna show your face, Monkey!!!!





Well im not a midget, but now i kinda wish i was. So i could proudly boast that i am the only midget in the world you would allow my love wand into your temple of pleasure and cave of mystery, but not in one and out the other back and forth?, and i can't leave anything behind in either. I could write 70's porno scrips , opps don't trip over that (drops hint).
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#67679 - 11/06/04 12:54 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

I ll have to spank you hard, Slutwife.




mmm, i accept my punishment, i have never have a woman spank me before, like men too much, but i guess i deserved it .
hey, would you do a gangbang with fans like the ones Lisa Sparxxx have or you fuck just with pros?
hot kisses mistress,
Slut Wife

P.S. would you do a Meatholes, Pissmops, Midnight Prowl?
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#67680 - 11/06/04 03:06 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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meliss is cool , end of story. Even though she hates me.
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#67681 - 11/06/04 05:17 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Melissa, just a question if you've got a second:

What if we found a really small midget, say the size of a baseball bat, and had another regular sized midget shove him in and out of your ass. Would that be okay?

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#67682 - 11/06/04 05:31 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

Melissa, just a question if you've got a second:

What if we found a really small midget, say the size of a baseball bat, and had another regular sized midget shove him in and out of your ass. Would that be okay?




NAH
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#67683 - 11/06/04 05:33 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

hey, would you do a gangbang with fans like the ones Lisa Sparxxx have or you fuck just with pros?

P.S. would you do a Meatholes, Pissmops, Midnight Prowl?




Slutwife...
No i don t like the idea of the fan GB. I only work with pros.
Reagrding to meatholes, pissmops...well i was about to do a meatholes scene but my agent is totally opposed to it. So i should forget it...
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#67684 - 11/06/04 06:02 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:


Reagrding to meatholes, pissmops...well i was about to do a meatholes scene but my agent is totally opposed to it. So i should forget it...




Whatever!
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#67685 - 11/06/04 06:03 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

Quote:

Melissa, just a question if you've got a second:

What if we found a really small midget, say the size of a baseball bat, and had another regular sized midget shove him in and out of your ass. Would that be okay?




NAH




What if he blew his nose first?
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#67686 - 11/06/04 06:10 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Take my advice just grab them by their little feet and use them like a dildo. You can even leave them in the freezer for 30 minute and when you let them out they will be shaking more than any vibrator.

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#67687 - 11/06/04 06:11 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Registered: 11/04/04
Posts: 32
Quote:

well i was about to do a meatholes scene but my agent is totally opposed to it. So i should forget it...




This is absolutely the funniest thing I have heard this week. Sportive accoutrements packed into every orifice are permissable, but meatholes isn't. What judicious mind can discern such nuances?
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#67688 - 11/06/04 06:16 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Registered: 10/07/04
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Loc: los chaos, CA
Quote:

Quote:

hey, would you do a gangbang with fans like the ones Lisa Sparxxx have or you fuck just with pros?

P.S. would you do a Meatholes, Pissmops, Midnight Prowl?




Slutwife...
No i don t like the idea of the fan GB. I only work with pros.
Reagrding to meatholes, pissmops...well i was about to do a meatholes scene but my agent is totally opposed to it. So i should forget it...




who's you agent? Brandon Hairpiece?
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#67689 - 11/06/04 06:18 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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.
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#67690 - 11/06/04 06:19 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Registered: 11/04/04
Posts: 32
[quote

It s not about the scene itself ans what i d have to do...
It s more personnal between him and them.




oh ok, never mind.
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#67691 - 11/06/04 06:27 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Loc: los chaos, CA
Quote:

meliss is cool , end of story. Even though she hates me.





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#67692 - 11/06/04 12:21 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

Melissa, just a question if you've got a second:

What if we found a really small midget, say the size of a baseball bat, and had another regular sized midget shove him in and out of your ass. Would that be okay?




I just shot Dr. Pepper out my nose over that shit.
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#67693 - 11/06/04 12:43 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Quote:

What if we found a really small midget, say the size of a baseball bat, and had another regular sized midget shove him in and out of your ass.




NAH




C'mon Melissa it'd possibly B the first time in history an actual person got used as an anal dildo
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#67694 - 11/06/04 12:57 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Loc: los chaos, CA
instead of the midgets getting bowled into the pins how about 3 midgets bowling with Melissa as the ball into dildos instead of pins?
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#67695 - 11/06/04 02:53 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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I am still puzzled by Meliss adversion to wee men, it is like that guy from stern- high pitch eric ( if that is the right guy) who is afraid of fish
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#67696 - 11/06/04 03:28 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
melissa Offline
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Quote:

C'mon Melissa it'd possibly B the first time in history an actual person got used as an anal dildo




I ll shove it up your ass, Garfield!!!
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#67697 - 11/06/04 03:29 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

Take my advice just grab them by their little feet and use them like a dildo. You can even leave them in the freezer for 30 minute and when you let them out they will be shaking more than any vibrator.




Now it sounds cool.
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#67698 - 11/06/04 03:39 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

I ll shove it up your ass, Garfield!!!




LOL, i would love to hear this in frenglish, it would still sound classy.
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#67699 - 11/06/04 11:27 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Quote:

Quote:

hey, would you do a gangbang with fans like the ones Lisa Sparxxx have or you fuck just with pros?

P.S. would you do a Meatholes, Pissmops, Midnight Prowl?




Slutwife...
No i don t like the idea of the fan GB. I only work with pros.
Reagrding to meatholes, pissmops...well i was about to do a meatholes scene but my agent is totally opposed to it. So i should forget it...




, what is the problem?, does your agent thinks it will be bad for your career?, well, anyway, thanks for answering me and i just want to say that i bet you would have been one of the best meatholes ever.
hot kisses,
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#67700 - 11/07/04 05:22 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:


I ll shove it up your ass, Garfield!!!




Some poor 5 year old is googling the orange cat's name in hopes of finding cool stuff about the new movie.

He is directed to this thread, and changed forever. Isn't that how simp got made?????

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#67701 - 11/07/04 10:31 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Loc: United States



I ll shove it up your ass, Garfield!!!




great comeback meliss...real intelligent being the fact U R the only 20yo w/a bachelors degree in the world & all, yet still take bats for a living
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#67702 - 11/07/04 11:27 AM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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i think something might have been lost in translation-are you talking about the baccelaurate test that tortures french high schoolers? educational systems do vary garfield, french education is hardcore pretty much until you hit college. i went to a college, one that doesn't even have tv ads, and i still don't think i can take a bat up my ass or cook very good french food. melissa rules, even without midgets.
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#67703 - 11/07/04 12:19 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
melissa Offline
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Hey Mr Muscles...how about your own intelligence?
Hmm...must be lost with all those steroids haha
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#67704 - 11/07/04 05:30 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Posts: 931
Loc: United States
once again melissa U have surprised Me with your stupidity, if U could not take a baseball bat for a living...U would not even B able to hold a job flipping burgers...don't keep kidding yourself
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#67705 - 11/07/04 05:33 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
melissa Offline
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Quote:

U would not even B able to hold a job flipping burgers...




Haha. flipping burgers maybe not...but i was a cook in a 3 stars restaurant in Paris for one year...i can do better than the burgers you love so much, stupid!
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#67706 - 11/07/04 05:36 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Like I said melissa....keep kidding yourself, some sorry fans may actually believe u
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#67707 - 11/07/04 05:49 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Melissa actually makes porn, what exactly do you do?

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#67708 - 11/07/04 06:15 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
Lurid2.0 Offline
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Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 308
Loc: los chaos, CA
He buys porn and pays the taxes. A fan, a consumer, one of the flock of perverts that keep the jizz biz afloat in bodily fluid bucks for fucks! He's the type of pervert with popeye arms from whackin' off! Check the avatar!
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#67709 - 11/07/04 06:35 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
I own a personal training company & work(as a hobby)in the biz for a few small east coast companies...to answer both of Your questions
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#67710 - 11/07/04 06:52 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
Kami Andrews Offline
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Posts: 2742
translation
*desperatly needs attention and a way to pay for steroids but can't actually break into porn.

and killttboy-if he was just a fan I would not have gone after him, but he plays like he's talent and attacks the talent for low morals of all things.

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#67711 - 11/07/04 06:56 PM Re: Melissa vs. 3 midgets
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
TRANSLATION:can break into the biz but make REALLY good $ for My age running My company & in terms of attacking talent, WRONG, melissa attacked Me 1st...so kami
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