No, it's not for the reasons you think.

It's not because he's coming out of the closet and going into gay porn. He's retiring completely from the industry.

It's not that Melissa Lauren is making enough money to support them both and he doesn't have to work anymore and is going to sit around the house in his boxers and watch Dr. Phil and Bonanza reruns

It's not because he's taken too much viagra and doctors warned him it was hurting his system.

An industry insider told me that B.I. is about to come into a substantial amount of money due to the pending settlement of his lawsuit against the makers of Rogaine.

He will cash his check, pack his bags and move to the Yukon Territory to look for a female Yeti.

I have attached an image of some of the evidence from the casefile. Don't tell the goat lawyer I'm banging his paralegal.


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