No, it's not for the reasons you think.

It's not because he's coming out of the closet and going into gay porn. He's retiring completely from the industry.

It's not that Melissa Lauren is making enough money to support them both and he doesn't have to work anymore and is going to sit around the house in his boxers and watch Dr. Phil and Bonanza reruns

It's not because he's taken too much viagra and doctors warned him it was hurting his system.

An industry insider told me that B.I. is about to come into a substantial amount of money due to the pending settlement of his lawsuit against the makers of Rogaine.

He will cash his check, pack his bags and move to the Yukon Territory to look for a female Yeti.

I have attached an image of some of the evidence from the casefile. Don't tell the goat lawyer I'm banging his paralegal.

I wouldn't say this because I think Brandon makes great porn.

But, someone, I don't know who, might be inclined to say that if BI left porn . . . . .he would never get laid again. Therefore, he can't leave.

Of course, I'm not the one who would say that. I can imagine that someone might, though.

I would lay him....but that doesn't take much....all you need to do is get hard and don't say anything stupid....I guess the last part is really hard for me to do.

Mr. Toelicker strikes the words "anything" and "stupid" from his vocabulary.