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#67550 - 11/04/04 04:51 PM Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days here
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Thats right, i feel i have done all i can do on this board so theres only 1 thing left to do, for over a year now everyone has wanted to know who is the monkey, all will be revealed in 8 days. Start the countdown. Monkey will tell all.
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#67551 - 11/04/04 04:58 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days here
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Praise be to Allah

The funniest thing about this is that the people on this board are so gullible that they will believe you. Iraq, cancer, Mark Wallace. Is it any wonder why they elected Bush? Allah laughs at America!

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#67552 - 11/04/04 05:03 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days here
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All i can say is its easy to tell when im telling the truth or just joking around. If i say i will be revealing who i am in 8 days then i mean it, believe me if you want or don't. Everything else has been done and i like to keep things fresh and i don't care, so why not?. 8 days all will be told.


side note i take it back this guy isn't smartt, i think its chickenmaster to be honest, being canadian he can say anti american things with a clear conscience and writing styles are similar.


Edited by smelly monkey (11/04/04 05:03 PM)
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#67553 - 11/04/04 05:21 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days here
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Tony can you put a pin in this to the top of the cage.
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#67554 - 11/04/04 05:37 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days here
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Registered: 11/04/04
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Quote:

Tony can you put a pin in this to the top of the cage.




You don't have to pin it monkey. They are too docile to question you in any way.
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#67555 - 11/04/04 07:00 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days here
Bornyo Offline
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side note i take it back this guy isn't smartt, i think its chickenmaster to be honest, being canadian he can say anti american things with a clear conscience and writing styles are similar.




Actually, I thought it was Garfield but then i remembered Garfield was someone else, too.

There's a good chance John Ashcroft will resign in 8 days and leave public service. Smelly Monkey = John Ashcroft.

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#67556 - 11/04/04 07:03 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Kami Andrews Offline
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tools it's the monkey

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#67557 - 11/04/04 07:03 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days here
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sweeps week already?
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#67558 - 11/04/04 07:10 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
JRV Offline
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Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Tony can you put a pin in this to the top of the cage.



You're a God in the Cage! You can play pin the tail on the Monkey by yourself!

Edit the first post in the thread and press the "Make post sticky" button at the bottom to do it.
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#67559 - 11/04/04 07:11 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days here
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Kami im not that guy i swear, in fact i think we posted at the exact same time to prove it, and no im not ashcroft but it was a good guess. 8 days and all will be revealed.
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#67560 - 11/05/04 02:09 AM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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Quote:

They are too docile to question you in any way.




So what? I drank the kool aid months ago.

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#67561 - 11/05/04 02:25 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
zenman Offline
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I think monkey is going to claim to be Luke Ford or Fayner.
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#67562 - 11/05/04 03:33 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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I think monkey is going to claim to be Luke Ford or Fayner.






Nope.


7 days left

1st clue: I'm white
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#67563 - 11/05/04 03:39 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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LMFAO...it will B interesting to C how this post ends
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#67564 - 11/05/04 03:42 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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LMFAO...it will B interesting to C how this post ends





It really isn't that hard to work out but i know a lot of people will be surprised none the less. I will say right now that im not fayner, luke ford or wanker wang.


Ohh yeah, im not john garfield either.
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#67565 - 11/05/04 04:06 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
zenman Offline
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Quote:

1st clue: I'm white




That narrows it down.
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#67566 - 11/05/04 05:33 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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#67567 - 11/05/04 06:28 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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That narrows it down.




Actually it does, it means im not wanker wang, mr marcus, lex steel sean michaels, bishop, pipes, st jox, michael jordan, jackie chan, george lopez yada yada yada, i just narrowed down the population by 62%, half the people i could've been have been turned away.
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#67568 - 11/05/04 06:35 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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It really isn't that hard to work out but i know a lot of people will be surprised none the less. I will say right now that im not fayner, luke ford or wanker wang.


Ohh yeah, im not john garfield either.




Monkey = Rob Black

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#67569 - 11/05/04 06:44 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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Monkey = Rob Black




If that was true i would've killed myself a long time ago and i sure as hell would never hire rob nohope.
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#67570 - 11/05/04 08:35 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
RobertF Offline
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Like I said about a month ago...Smelly Monkey = Hardcoregossip.com guy.
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#67571 - 11/06/04 02:20 AM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Toelicker Offline
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That would be funny. I emailed him for Monkey telling him to accept his fight challenge.

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#67572 - 11/06/04 03:02 AM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Smelly Monkey = Hardcoregossip.com guy.





No. I said im white, that guy is a sand nigger.
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#67573 - 11/06/04 04:49 AM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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ok thats it,this shit is getting annoying now.2 of the best shots I've seen taken in this forum and neither one in the fight thread.Are you people retarded or what?
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#67574 - 11/06/04 05:52 AM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Kami Andrews Offline
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hes not the hardcore gossip guy.

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#67575 - 11/06/04 06:07 AM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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Fucking idiots, all of you.
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#67576 - 11/06/04 12:23 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
GARFIELD Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Quote:

Fucking idiots, all of you.




WOW someone more hated than gayoto...once again I'd love to punch this guy in the teeth

JOHN GARFIELD bin laden
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#67577 - 11/06/04 12:32 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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Me bin laden
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#67578 - 11/06/04 12:35 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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Loc: United States
Quote:

Mebin laden




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#67579 - 11/06/04 03:37 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Smelly Monkey Offline
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6 days left
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#67580 - 11/06/04 04:01 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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Registered: 07/02/04
Posts: 72
Quote:





1st clue: I'm white





Are you michael jackson ,isnt he white.
Or someone from the porn world maybe martin brimmer(a wild guess).
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#67581 - 11/07/04 02:23 AM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Icetech Offline
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jeff stryker?
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#67582 - 11/07/04 02:07 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Smelly Monkey Offline
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5 days to go.
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#67583 - 11/07/04 02:56 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Will the name you give be known to us or are you just a joe schmo like us
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#67584 - 11/07/04 03:05 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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Registered: 06/03/04
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Quote:

Quote:

1st clue: I'm white




That narrows it down.





thought that myself...so it isn't me or Bishop
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#67585 - 11/07/04 07:08 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Will the name you give be known to us or are you just a joe schmo like us





Most people should know.
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#67586 - 11/07/04 07:28 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Will the name you give be known to us or are you just a joe schmo like us





Most people should know.




I got it- you're one of the Baldwin brothers, post some more & I'll figure out which one.

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#67587 - 11/07/04 07:34 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Smelly Monkey Offline
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you're one of the Baldwin brothers





I wish i was one of the baldwin brothers, then i could just sit back and just do bad 2nd rate reality tv shows the rest of my life to pay the bills.
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#67588 - 11/08/04 02:48 AM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Toelicker Offline
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This is obvious, but just to make sure . . . . are you male?

I did go through a stage thinking you were Jessica Darlin . . . .

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#67589 - 11/08/04 04:12 AM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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Quote:

This is obvious, but just to make sure . . . . are you male?

I did go through a stage thinking you were Jessica Darlin . . . .



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#67590 - 11/08/04 04:15 AM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Cerberus Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Will the name you give be known to us or are you just a joe schmo like us





Most people should know.




I wonder if a dumb ass like me will know? Lean forward and squint.
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#67591 - 11/08/04 11:11 AM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Lean forward and squint.






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#67592 - 11/08/04 07:05 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Smelly Monkey Offline
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4 days
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#67593 - 11/08/04 07:21 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Cerberus Offline
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Quote:

4 days




And yet no more hints.
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#67594 - 11/08/04 07:37 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

And yet no more hints.





No, it will become too obvious, 4 days and all will be revealed like garfield's ass at gaypo 2005.
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#67595 - 11/08/04 07:38 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Cerberus Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

And yet no more hints.





No, it will become too obvious, 4 days and all will be revealed like garfield's ass at gaypo 2005.






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#67596 - 11/08/04 07:44 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
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#67597 - 11/08/04 07:44 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Bornyo Offline
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Damn folks, we've been in the presence of Charlie Sheen this whole time. It all fits.

Sheeee-it

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#67598 - 11/08/04 07:45 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
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Are you John Tesch? (leans back and falls over)
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#67599 - 11/08/04 07:49 PM Re: Monkey's identity will be revealed in 8 days h
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Are you John Tesch?




John tesch isn't white, he is Creole
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