Dear Osama,

Why do you wear a diaper on your head? Are you keeping it handy so you can pull it over your face in case some shit flies out of your mouth?

Signed,
jrv, who skipped his cultural sensitivity classes
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock