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#67246 - 11/03/04 11:13 PM JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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John Garfield don't try to ignore my new sig!We grew up in the same dirty,gritty,character-building,hard working,no bullshit,screw-driver(or hammer)totin' streets of Philadelphia.We are almost like twin brothers separated at birth,except you are white and you have large muscles (that you must spend a large part of the day maintaining)and of course the whole gay porn thing....but other than that we are family so what Im saying John .Dont try to ignore me for you know I am far too ignorant for that ,your Bro (40's up!)Bishop
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#67247 - 11/04/04 03:41 AM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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I miss the kyoto/garfield battles, why did kyoto have to be the bigger man, damn cat freak. Here is a article i found on bishop's ksex apperance. enjoy.


Porn Valley- Bishop was a guest on Guy Capo and Nicki Hunters' Tuesday night KSEX, www.ksexradio.com show. Bishop recently appeared in Capo's Inseminated By Two Black Men a title Capo did for Kick Ass Pictures, www.kickasspictures.com. "Bishop and Billy Banks as well as a host of other brothers are inseminating fertile white women," Capo explained to his audience.

Brazil notes that he started directing a few months ago. "I had been running camera for about a year before I was given the opportunity to shoot the Head Clinic line for Dark Side," he told Capo.

"I'm really excited about that and have some other projects coming up. I'm just looking for another way to eat, man." Capo said he was thinking of doing a parent-in-porn night. Bishops jokes about having a five year-old son who's pimping him out. "Daddy I need some cereal, you better go get your dick sucked. That sort of thing. He knows that daddy makes movies. We don't go into detail about that."

Noting that kids are like "little tape recorders," Bishop said he doesn't tell his son anything he doesn't want to hear out in the open market. Capo laughed about his four year old daughter asking if she could go to PSK [Porn Star Karaoke]. "She's ready to go." Capo said he explains to his daughter that "daddy makes movies- that's all she needs to know."

Bishop mentions that he grew up in West Philadelphia. "Not far from Fresh Prince."

For her part, Hunter has two kids. Asked how she explains her career to her children, Hunter says they know mommy poses for pictures because guys like to look at girls. "And mommy sells them to guys and that's how we get money. Every time I go to work that's the image that goes through their heads."

Hunter said she'll get comments from her five year-old in the middle of a party that when he does this, it makes his pee-pee tickle. "Boys can wake up with morning wood- look at this thing sticking out. They start playing with themselves at a young age. It's just a handle at arm level. They start exploring."

Capo said he can remember fondling his "fudgie" at the age of four or five. "And having very vivid erotic dreams at a very young age.

"It's how a person is brought up to understand and respect that," stated Hunter. "It's a beautiful thing. It's not necessarily like this huge, sexually horrible thing and it's not something that's going to mess up his world." Hunter said her five year-old does not see her naked. "He doesn't walk into my room."

Capo, himself, is inclined to believe that boobies will not have as much of an emotional and psychological ramification on a child as "warped Christian values- you're far more at risk imposing warped Christian values on a child than you are showing him a booby."

Hunter said she grew up very Christian. "I was very shy- I would not let my parents talk to me at all. My parents would try and talk to me. I wouldn't let them talk to me. I was scared of it. It was so taboo to talk of sex, when I was 13 years old and already knew practically everything I needed to know from slumber partying with my girlfriends. My mom and dad wanted to sit down and talk to me about the birds and the bees. I didn't want to talk to them about that becaiuse I had already passed that point. I was punished for being nude."

Asked how she made the conversion to total sexual liberation, Hunter said she got married. "I was taught that you don't have sex before marriage- do not do anything before marriage. And so when me and my man- Jason Horn- got together, we were virgins. We were actually each other's first- seven years ago. And had been with each other three years before we decided, lets spice this up a little bit. As most, all married couples do- even Christians go out and get a porno. Try it out. What new things have we not seen? Stuff like that. I even had dreams like I can do that. So we would use our fantasies in our own sex life."

Hunter said once she had become comfortable with sex she moved on to dancing and then film.

Asked how he made his sexual transition, Bishop said he went to an open casting call trying to pick up some Christmas money for his kid. Bishop explained that it was for a bukkake. "You get 60 guys off the street and maybe 20 of them will actually be able to do what you have them there for. If you have five of them who can do it continuously then you have yourself with a new gig." Bishop said it pays a little bit better than fueling aircraft at the Van Nuys airport like he was doing.

Capo used to work for a major airline carrier. "Who's now going under. Who's now filed Chapter 11 for the second time in five years.

"Did you know that for every penny that you pay at the pump- the gas prices go up a penny?" Capo asked. "It costs an airline a million dollars a day per penny." It was noted that Hunter had just come back from New York after being on the Stern show. "I just found out there's pictures of me and Colin Quinn snuggling in the green room," she said. "They're all over the Internet now."

Hunter, however, didn't know when the show was going to air. But she also mentioned that she was in the October issue of Playtime Magazine.

Commenting on the way Hunter was dressed, Capo asked Bishop what his preferences were in women.

"I like a woman who's comfortable with who she is," he replied. "A lot of times you meet folks with insecurities and they need to constantly be reminded that you want to be there. But any time a woman knows what she is and knows what she wants that does it for me every time." Bishop said he likes a woman who takes control. Hunter then started giving Bishop a dry blow job through his jeans.

"I love watching a woman actually play with the cock through pants," she says. "I like seeing the tongue just work it through the pants. Like you can actually bite the cock through the pants. I love it like that."

"What I like about Nicki is that she just oozes it, man," Bishop replied.

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#67248 - 11/04/04 04:06 AM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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Capo wrote:

I'm just looking for another way to eat, man.




I'll bet he thanks god for that comma.

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#67249 - 11/04/04 05:27 AM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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meh...i clicked on this thread for some garfield goodness....bring up capo and it's a thread killer.

I'm more entertained by the nodding monkey on the left.
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#67250 - 11/04/04 07:29 AM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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Bishops jokes about having a five year-old son who's pimping him out. "Daddy I need some cereal, you better go get your dick sucked."



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#67251 - 11/05/04 03:42 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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I'm not ignoring U Bro, if U have not noticed I have been a lil busy(new fitness chic)so 40's up & keep the west coast in check Bro...(lean back)LOL
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#67252 - 11/05/04 05:34 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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That explains the minimum number of canteloupes I have been getting in my yard
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#67253 - 11/05/04 05:36 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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Yes it does
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#67254 - 11/05/04 05:45 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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Aaaahhhh just as well I don't want to pick a fight with you anyway I like you but you mgotta admit its a lot more fun around here when theres a good fight going on. Well off to stir up some trouble ....Bishop
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#67255 - 11/05/04 06:31 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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I want to fuck john garfield like an animal and feel him from the inside. Meliss can watch. (lean back and to the left)
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#67256 - 11/05/04 06:41 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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Bishops jokes about having a five year-old son who's pimping him out. "Daddy I need some cereal, you better go get your dick sucked."






not really a joke! I am 100% certain that if I had no son that I wouldnt have answered that casting call and there would be no porn for me!
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#67257 - 11/05/04 06:47 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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not really a joke! I am 100% certain that if I had no son that I wouldnt have answered that casting call and there would be no porn for me!





I wish my kid made me go and have sex with lauren phoenix, sucks that she hates white guys.

Maybe i should see if i could get a really deep looking mystique tan and try and trick her into thinking im one of those light skin black guys like that feasting pool of human dog meat valetino.
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#67258 - 11/05/04 06:52 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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oooooooooooooo
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#67259 - 11/05/04 07:17 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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....which brings up the fact that most people in porn are just as addicted to microwaving themselves as lantern is to rifling through leanna's garbage for toenail clippings to add to his shrine.
i think we should start a xxxpt skin-cancer death pool for the irish people in porn who now qualify for affirmative-action policies--that old nasty chick with the cooking show pamela peaks is my pick. c'mon honey, if you're pretty, you're pretty-nicole, winona, and our own melissa look pretty damn good without melanomas comprising 20% of their body weight. her pictures on adultfyi haunt me, humanity is doomed isn't it?

btw, bishop gets quote of the day for that shit.
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#67260 - 11/05/04 07:36 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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Yes it does




Good answer.

Roll with it, kitty cat.
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#67261 - 11/05/04 10:19 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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Well thank you Jamesn but what I find even more ironic is the fact that the "microwaving"that you speak of is in an effort to darken ones complexion which is done to impress upon others a look of overall health and well being and is supposed to be sexy in juxtaposition with the prevailing attitudes toward anyone who may have been born that color.This quandary never ceases to confuse me.It is most definitely a conundrum
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#67262 - 11/06/04 02:23 AM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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Well thank you Jamesn but what I find even more ironic is the fact that the "microwaving"that you speak of is in an effort to darken ones complexion which is done to impress upon others a look of overall health and well being and is supposed to be sexy in juxtaposition with the prevailing attitudes toward anyone who may have been born that color.This quandary never ceases to confuse me.It is most definitely a conundrum




Damn, you sound like white fo'k, with them fancy words and all . . . . .

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#67263 - 05/21/06 01:46 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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bizzity-bizzump.
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#67264 - 05/21/06 11:56 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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What a timely bump! I whipped out those vocabulary callastetics on the two l.a.p.d. officers that rousted me on the way home from chicos party friday nite..they were so shocked they forgot to beat me
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#67265 - 02/22/07 04:02 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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Someone was reading this thread. Must have been Garfield searching posts with his name again.

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#67266 - 03/17/07 10:47 PM Re: JOHN GARFIELD don't.......
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No actually it wasn't....I haven't been online since I moved to Chicago like 7weeks ago...but...its funny to still see posts with My name on them in 2007...LOL
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