the sad thing is, i don't even particuarly hate smartt, have2 got me thinking about horrible ways to die, having one of those things involved isn't how i want to join savannah. they're total movie aliens, i'm buying a few hundred bottles of antifreeze and pouring them into the ocean this afternoon, i urge anyone to do the same.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits