The Chappelle character in your avatar is a fucking crackead! You should know this mother fucker, it's your avatar. As for stealing US satellite, it's nearly impossible nowadays, they keep zapping 'em so often it's not worth it.

By the way, I'm not the loser. Bush ain't my fucking President, biatch!

As for us foreigners (yee haw) helping you guys pick your President, hey, no problem.