Yep its true, im not going to hand it to you on a plate but starting next tuesday monkey can add performer to his resume.

Strapping a camera to your dogs head and making him watch you jackoff relly count as performing in front of the camera?

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Strapping a camera to your dogs head and making him watch you jackoff relly count as performing in front of the camera?

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Projection is a horrible thing and we all know it never leads to acceptance which is really what you are looking for. It is true though monkey needs to fill in and i like who im paired with, move over gafield here comes monkey.

LMFAO...hey spell My name right Monkey..lol

Where is everyone, i thought Halloween was only celebrated by people under the age 15,garfield and the token loner on each real world series.

Now don't forget "the syringe goes into the fleshy part of the penis"-(eyes rolling best Bill Cosby pudding pop voice)Cause if you hit a vein it has the opposite effect,no erection(hands wringing)or is it vise-versa?

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Now don't forget "the syringe goes into the fleshy part of the penis"-(eyes rolling best Bill Cosby pudding pop voice)Cause if you hit a vein it has the opposite effect,no erection(hands wringing)or is it vise-versa?

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BISHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP UPPPPPPPPPPP is back. Thats why im performing because i can keep my dick hard and the guy we had lined up couldn't or so the rumors were,

I already caught one of your performances. I think it was from one of the Liquid Gold series. Anyone know for sure?

Heres a clip

No, im not jonnie mccoy.