Well, I just licked the envelope and mailed in my nomination. Is Fayner writing this stuff for profit or does he think he's doing it for the good of mankind?
"If you're gay, stay gay. There is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuality. We at Lukeford encourage everyone to be true to themselves. Maybe a guy gets sick of pussy and would rather suck some dick. "
The article immediately following this one gets the nomination for best suppository actress.
For those of you into self flagellation just click
www.lukeford.com and tell them you're an adult.