Swami lives so close to me it's not funny. Well, it is probably funny--I think he cuts the hedges for my place and i know his mom picks the dead bees off the walkway to the street.

Has anyone actually listened to any of a swami show? If it's live, I'm sending wave after wave of rent-a-clowns, male strippers and the ATF agents from Waco into the studio.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits