I would've loved to of been there when he found out, taking off the cheap 80's walkman headphones he uses with the yellow foam, walking into his office/cleaning closet, grabbing the tape dispenser that was on his table and throwing it against the wall in frustration before breaking down like a little girl, slowly sliding to the floor against the wall and ending up in the fetal postion in a pool of his own drool and tears, god i love swami.